Night of the Long Face but Carries on Cheating

By Andy Strouthous
October 26 2004

Van Nostrilhair had spent all day pleading not guilty, but something about the video replay reminded him he had actually done it, so in a fit of remorse he pleaded guilty. This unfortunately contradicted all those Manure fans who had been supporting his not guilty plea all day.

Van Nostrilhair had spent all day pleading not guilty to a nasty attack on Ashley Cole, but something about the video replay reminded him he had actually done it, so in a fit of remorse he pleaded guilty. This unfortunately contradicted all those Manure fans who had been supporting his not guilty plea all day.

But it was not remorse that motivated him, but rather a three match ban would only be a two match ban after tonights Carling Cup game at Crewe. Of course we all knew he was going to play in that. So now we know it's not just Arsenal fans who think you are a dirty player - but you do too Ruud. Hey why the long face?

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