By North Bank Moaner
December 15 2010

A series of correspondence between Cesc Fabregas, Jack Wilshere and Boris Mellor has fallen into the hands of Arsenal Times.  You might say that it’s not that shocking, but Arsenal Times feels that it gives us an insight into the mind of the overpaid underworked football star. Whilst the ordinary Arsenal fan have to put with digs all day for the last two days from Man U and Spurs fans (yes they feel they have to comment on everything) at work, our poor old slaves are doing some fitness training.

Cesc went on line to tell us all how they were suffering and tweeted today: "Back from training half dead. The fitness coach wanted to destroy us today!!!! I hope you all had a more relaxing day than me..."

So the coach wanted to destroy you all today? Good!! At least someone over there feels you all need a kick up the posterior, and I doubt if it’s the manager.

And in the spirit of Xmas I hope they bar you all from having any Xmas pudding, and make you train on Christmas day and Boxing Day, and if you don’t beat Chelsea then play stations are grounded and early to bed. Any player rating below 7 out of ten on the day to be put on the transfer list.

The leaks also demonstrate that Jack has also learnt from the old pros over at the training crèche, two weeks ago he would have apologised, now we get drivel about the ashes. I don’t care that much Jack, I care that we were pants at Old Trafford, that old red nose got the upper hand and can keep on gloating.

Actually you could learn more about the workings of a footballers mind by dissecting tadpoles, but just in case it helps throw some light on the matter (not the grey kind as there isn’t any), here are those twittileaks. The correspondence took place in the aftermath of Arsenal’s heroic 1-0 defeat at Manchester Utd.

The TwittiLeaks

Boris Mellor reply to Cesc tweet above:

Not that relaxing Cesc. Sly comments from Man U and Spurs fans, but that’s what you get when you do real work.

Jack Wilshere

1. Ashes 3rd test starts tonight and Ricky ponting has already started the mind games! im (sic) sure this wont affect our boys! come on England!!

BorisMellor  @cesc4official Any views on the game?

1. Cesc reply to above:   

Yo pienso que ahora se lo esta currando para ganar pero creo que eso seria trampa.... Tarda demasiado.... Que opinais?

Boris to Cesc Did we play well?

1. Cesc reply  to Boris and millions of others;   

Good night everybody! Buenas noches a todos! Bona nit a tothom! Ja m‘he cansat d‘esperar al cagat del Geri.... jajajaja. ;)

End of leaks

Well if that doesn’t give you an insight into what went wrong nothing will. I love the openness of the internet, in the old days the players minds were a closed book, now we can get instant reaction and clear analysis immediately after the event.