By Boris Mellor
July 16 2008
Alexander Hleb, the man who loves to run around in circles and never ever shoot has left noisy Hampstead for the peace and quiet of Barcelona. Hleb is being paraded at Barca right now, you would think they would tire of sloppy seconds from Wenger, but you only have to look on ebay to realise there is one born every minute.
He will now be able to enjoy the peace and quiet of the Ramblas, with its massive collection of human statutes. It is probably good news for Henry who has been longing for someone to pass to him.
I really used to respect his skill and technique, but one day I suddenly thought but what is Hleb for? The answer was 2 goals and 7 assists in the premiership. I realised that actually Hleb was a "great player who is really pants".
Ice Cold in Alex
Who will forget his vast array of Arsenal medals, or his hatful of fantastic goals? Well most of us actually. Enjoy the cold ice cream Alex. I would like to wish you good luck, but just like you couldn't be bothered to shoot I can't be bothered to wish you good luck.

Quote:Optimistic Gunner
We will play (and have been according to Opta stats) better without Hleb.
Quote:I would like to wish you good luck, but just like you couldn't be bothered to shoot I can't be bothered to wish you good luck.
Quote:GunnerJosh
heh, try coming up with your own insults huh? I called you Smith a while ago. Nice try though, but its the act of a desperate man.
Guess I should be flattered though, as the sincerest form of flattery is imitation.
