By Since66
June 29 2010
The severe weather warning over Heathrow this morning has been lifted as the 'shower of sh**e' flew in from South Africa. It is rumoured Emile Heskey is just as bad at tennis as he his at football - he always volleys the net. To cheer up the British Public, England have arranged a friendly against Iceland. If England win, they will play Tesco's and Sainsbury's.
The FA are going to decide on Capello's future in two weeks time - Will it take that long to save up the £12m pay-off expected should the FA sack him?
Get rid of Capello now and get in a British manager who knows how to tell a player or players - 'You are f**king sh*t.' Seeemples!!!
In the third set of 2nd round matches played yesterday, Holland beat Slovkia 2-1. 'Glass ankles' Arjen Robben scored Holland's first, Sneijder scored their second before Vittek pulled one back for Slovakia with a penalty deep into second-half stoppage time.
Brazil beat Chile 3-0 in a South American continent derby on South African soil. Juan, Fabiano and Robinho were the goalscorers.
The Quarter-Final draw is almost complete:
Holland v Brazil
Uruguay v Ghana
Germany v Argentina
Paraquay v Spain/Portugal
Today's Matches
Paraquay 0-0 Japan (Paraquay won 5-3 on penalties, after extra-time)
Spain v Portugal 7.30pm
