COME ON CHELSEA

By Since66
October 16 2009

Thank God the Premiership is back. Since it was announced that England's game in the Ukraine last weekend was only going to be shown on the Internet, lethargy set in. Come to think of it, every time there is an International break, lethargic moods always set in. We have three weeks until THERE is another International break. Where's me noose, gun and an extremely sharp knife.

And England play a poxy friendly against Brazil in the desert!!

Anyway back to the Villa game. Boss 'Anco' reported all players back from their International duties safe and sound, except for Michael Ballack who is out of the Villa game.

Ballack was 'done' last weekend by the Russians notably by our own Yury Zhirkov.

'Anco,' said, "Ballack has a problem. He is the only player who has a problem after international games and he will not be in the game tomorrow.

"I was surprised. I saw the game and usually I think Ballack beats Zhirkov, but Zhirkov beat Ballack. This is good for Zhirkov!" (Thats football for you).

'Anco' continued by saying Petr Cech, who will not be going to South Africa next year, "Petr Cech will return but we want to thank Hilario (We Got Hilario) because Hilario did very well against Liverpool."

The last time we travelled to Villa Park, GUUS was in charge and we came away with a 1-0 victory after a sublime Nicolas Anelka strike.

Prior to that our last League victory was back in 1999 when we won 3-0, since then we have drawn 6 and lost 3.... not a good record really.

'Anco,' recognises the problems Chelsea could face at Villa Park.

He said, "We won away in Sunderland, we won away in Stoke City, only in Wigan was there a problem.

"This team showed also good quality away in this first period of the season, not just at home.

"I know very well Martin O' Neill's teams because Milan played against this team when he was Celtic manager.

"He is a very good coach. They have a very good organisation in defence, and in front they will have very dangerous players because Heskey is a good player, also Carew is good, and Agbonlahor is a fantastic player in counter-attack."

So. Jose, Ricky, JT and Ashley beware, because 'Anco' has warned you and with the game kicking off at 12.45pm, millions will be watching too!!!

And no miming please.