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Exclusive Arsenal Offer Treatment Table Inscription Service


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By Boris Mellor
August 13 2010

If you're a currently injured member of the first team squad, Arsenal are offering you an exclusive opportunity to personalise your treatment table. You could display your name, or the name of a loved one on your table. You can even request a message of your choice.

The table plaques offer up to 28 characters of text over two lines, with a maximum of 14 characters per line. They are available in solid silver, gold or platinum.

The Treatment Table Inscription Service is available for the loyal squad player who attend for treatment week-in week-out, and will hopefully make the club's treatment facilities feel even more like home than it already does. Don't delay, limp in and tell us how you want to personalise your table today!

Silver Table Plaques are available at a one off cost of Four thousand per table, with no seasonal charge. Gold and Platinum prices on request. However if you decide to change clubs mid treatment the fee is non-returnable.

FAQs on the Treatment Table Inscription

What is a Treatment Table Inscription?
A Table Inscription is a plaque fixed to a Treatment Table. It allows you to personalise your table with up to 28 characters of text over 2 lines. (14 max per line)

Who can use the Table Inscription Service?
This service is exclusively for current first team squad members only.

Where on the table will the plaque be located?
The plaque will be fixed to the middle of the table so that your backside will keep it well polished as you get on and off it. This will save the club plaque cleaning costs.

When can I use the Table Inscription Service?
This service will be available from 4 pm Sunday 15 August 2010.

What can I have inscribed on my table plaque?
Any name, message or dedication you wish (as long as it is polite, and is not abusive about the medical staff Arsenal F.C. reserves the right to vet any messages). No defamatory remarks about refused transfer requests.

Can I purchase a plaque for other members?
Yes, we like to encourage team spirit, so you can purchase a plaque for another squad player, you will need their squad number. If you place an order on behalf of any third party, you represent and warrant that you are validly authorised to act on behalf of, and bind to the Terms and Conditions, that third party.

How long will the plaque be on my table?
The plaque will be on your table for as long as you are under contract with Arsenal FC. In the unlikely event of a full recovery we regret there is no refund.

What happens if I move club?
In the event of a transfer, your plaque can be transferred to a new table for a nominal fee of a £1000.

What happens if I want to change my inscription once it has been installed?
Once a plaque has been installed, if the owner wishes to change the inscription a new plaque must be paid for in full.

Are the letters painted on to the plaques?
No, the letters are actually engraved into the plaques so that irate fans cannot graffiti over  them.

When will the plaques be fitted to the table?
We are committed to ensuring all plaques will be installed within 60 minutes of the original long term injury.

How do I pay for the plaque?
Online: With credit/debit card - MERCHANT BANK DRAFT, VISA, MASTERCARD, DELTA, MAESTRO, SWITCH, AMEX. Please note we do not accept roubles, petro dollars or any laundered currency.

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13/08/2010 12:50
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2010:08:14:08:05:42 by Padre Pio.

 
Re: Exclusive Arsenal Offer Treatment Table Inscription Service
AJ The Gunner (IP Logged)
13/08/2010 13:33
personalize your what???? our long injury list has made our club ingenious.. Silver! Gold!! platinum!!!

what the.... i want fully fit players not a personalized treatment table



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Re: Exclusive Arsenal Offer Treatment Table Inscription Service
SandyB (IP Logged)
13/08/2010 15:05
That was a joke AJ..(Sm161)

 
Re: Exclusive Arsenal Offer Treatment Table Inscription Service
Padre Pio (IP Logged)
13/08/2010 16:28
I wouldnt be surprised if a couple of sicknotes are applying right now



- until Wenger moves on, they'll always be the also-rans in the major competitions. A club in elite purgatory. Always good enough to make it to the big race, never fast or smart enough to push over the finish line in first place. That's all about the manager. Until he changes, Arsenal fans will continue to celebrate glorious failure.

 
Re: Exclusive Arsenal Offer Treatment Table Inscription Service
Rockstaar (IP Logged)
13/08/2010 16:52
only thing is..the players don't go about wanting to get injured..I'm sure they have alot of playing incentives in their contracts

 
Re: Exclusive Arsenal Offer Treatment Table Inscription Service
Padre Pio (IP Logged)
13/08/2010 17:30
Like winning the Premiership



- until Wenger moves on, they'll always be the also-rans in the major competitions. A club in elite purgatory. Always good enough to make it to the big race, never fast or smart enough to push over the finish line in first place. That's all about the manager. Until he changes, Arsenal fans will continue to celebrate glorious failure.

 
Re: Exclusive Arsenal Offer Treatment Table Inscription Service
Rockstaar (IP Logged)
13/08/2010 17:32
yeah, winning the premiership has to be an added bonus...Arsenal injury-free or at least limited injuries = premier league title

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