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Bored? Why not complete the AT end of season ARSENAL survey

By Celine Dion
May 22 2012

Here we go again, as if I didn’t have enough on my plate it is time for the Arsenal Times End of Season Survey. No summer would be complete without my team of top trained statisticians and survey-ologists working feverishly around the clock in my garden shed in order to compile this, the most eagerly awaited and all encompassing survey in the modern game. Let’s see if we can get more entries than last year (it won’t be difficult), and please, when you put your answers down, try and be sober enough to make sure they make a BIT of sense, answers like ‘thingy’, ‘What’s his name’ ‘The Everton player’ ‘Can't remember’ will, regrettably be discounted.

Personal Message me, Celine Dion,  the answers (PM facility at bottom of this post) or email to Arsenaltimes@blueyonder.co.uk Anything posted up on the public forum will not be counted. Closes in 2 weeks.

 

Cheers,

Celine Dion.


Season 2011-12

 

ARSENAL SECTION


Arsenal Player of the season

 

 

Arsenal Player of the season except for Robin Van Persie

Arsenal goal of the season (you are allowed 3, best first)

 

1

2

3

 

Arsenal goal of the season if you discount all of Robin Van Persies’

 

 


Arsenal Young player of the season (22 years or under)




Most disappointing Arsenal player of the season

 


Best Goal against


Best Result of the season

 

Most exciting match of the season


Home atmosphere of the season



Away fans of the season

 

Arsenal fans chant of the season

 

Away fans chant of the season

 

Away trip of the season (for those that go)


Arsenal Assist of the season


Wengers’ biggest achievement of the season


Wengers biggest error of the season

Wengers’ best quote of the season

 

 

Wengers most bonkers moment of the season

 

 

‘The Golden Squillaci’ award for the biggest Arsenal defensive c*ck up of the season

 

 


Non Arsenal section


Best non Arsenal achievement of the season


Best non Arsenal match of the season


Non Arsenal Player of the season (Premier League)

 

 

World player of the season

Young non Arsenal Player of the season (23 or under as of date of survey)

 


Most disliked player of the season


Most disliked manager of the season


Tw*t of the season

 

 

Dont go! Managerial sacking you were most disappointed by



The Future


Player we least want to leave Arsenal


Player we least want to leave the club except for Robin Van Persie

Player we most want to leave the club (feel free to list as many as you like, each vote will count as one)


I think Wenger should go this summer

A) Yes


B) No

C) He should have left years ago

D) What? When the good times are just around the corner??? Are you MAD??

Top three players we would most like Arsenal to buy
(most wanted player first)

1
2
3

Spurs player we would most like to see in our team

 


Manager we would like to see at Arsenal if Wenger leaves

Wenger gets hit by a falling piano, there are no other suitable managerial candidates available. You get the job. What are the first three things you do?

 

1

2

3

 

 



The club

Best thing about the Emirates

 

 

Most irritating thing about the Emirates


Inexplicably, you find yourself sitting at the same table as Stan Kroenke at a gala dinner. You have one sentence to tell him what you think of him – GO!

 

 

 

 

In my view the element holding the club back the most is

 

a)   Wenger

b)   Kroenke

c)   Gazidis

d)   All of the above

e)   We aren’t being held back

 

 

 

Lets see if things have changed since last year - I would be in favour of an Abramovic style ‘sugar daddy’ purchasing the club and spending millions on players

a) Bring it on


b) Ooooh I just don’t know

 

c) No, I would rather come 3rd, 4th, or even 5th with things just the way we are.




Do you feel ticket prices on the whole are fair at the Emirates for the level of football/playing staff

a) Yes
b) No
c) Don’t waste my time

 

 

Which of these statements do you most agree with

 

a)   Commercialism is killing football

b)   Commercialism is making football a better spectacle

c)   I don’t have an opinion on commercialism

 

Sky TV is

 

a)   Great for UK football

b)   Bad for UK football

c)   Don’t know anything about it

 

In the last year I have seriously considered (tick as applicable)

 

a)   Stopping watching live football altogether

b)   Switching to a lower league club for my live football

c)   Switching to a different sport

d)   Going and living as a hermit away from the modern world

 

 

A bit about you



How long have you supported Arsenal


Country of residence


Favourite Arsenal player or all time


Favourite other team

 

 

Favourite other sport

 

 

Next year I plan to go to watch Arsenal

 

a)   MORE

b)   LESS

c)   THE SAME

d)   I WOULDNT KNOW MY WAY TO THE ARSENAL IF YOU STOOD ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOLLOWAY ROAD ON A MATCH DAY AND GAVE ME A MAP

 

Preferred method of preparing eggs

 

 

The best beer in the world is

 

 

 

 

These are my thoughts on the world economic crisis (one sentence only please)

 

 

 

 

If I could invite one current Arsenal player past or present round my house for Christmas dinner who would it be and why?

 

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Bored? Why not complete the AT end of season ARSENAL survey
Discussion started by Arsenal Times , 22/05/2012 19:21
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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2012:05:31:09:02:23 by Padre Pio.

Padre Pio
22/05/2012 19:25
You can put your views here, but please dont put answers here, Celine will be collating them and summarising them. Either PM or email them.

"When we had to suffer the team is a lion because they suffer together." 4 July 2020 at Wolverhampton Wanderers
Arteta on his team's first away victory at a club above them in the Premiership since September 2015 at Leicester.

weedz
22/05/2012 20:44
Brill, nice and comprehensive. I`ve the day off, so something to do on a cold morning, (1st frost of the winter.), here in the old NZ.

Cheerz Celine (Sm128)

Since the end of WW1, 1919, when the FA restarted its 4 tier football league, with Arsenal fc in the 1st div, there’s only ever been one club to have never been relegated from Div 1/ EPL.

Arsenal fc

Let’s keep making history

tigerline
22/05/2012 20:48
Done!

thanks for putting this together again.

jon_sammels_lovechild
22/05/2012 22:35
Sorry for being a knob but is there a way to cut and paste the questions. The right click button doesn't work on stickies for me???

Padre Pio
22/05/2012 22:53
Can you use ctrl + C then Ctrl = V thats should work

"When we had to suffer the team is a lion because they suffer together." 4 July 2020 at Wolverhampton Wanderers
Arteta on his team's first away victory at a club above them in the Premiership since September 2015 at Leicester.

jon_sammels_lovechild
22/05/2012 23:30
Cheers Padre

All clever stuff

Padre Pio
23/05/2012 07:34
OOPs should have read ctrl + V

"When we had to suffer the team is a lion because they suffer together." 4 July 2020 at Wolverhampton Wanderers
Arteta on his team's first away victory at a club above them in the Premiership since September 2015 at Leicester.

younghansolo
23/05/2012 12:36
Done mine

Mad Jens
23/05/2012 16:49
Same here, cheers CD

Jack_is_the_truth
26/05/2012 10:29
BOLLO.X i just spe3nt the best part of 10 mins doing this flipping survey and when i presse Ctrl and C , it just deletyed everything an replaced it with Cs

jon_sammels_lovechild
26/05/2012 10:37
Cheers Celine

Locked and loaded via PM

Padre Pio
26/05/2012 11:12
Surely you press ctrl + V to paste in?

"When we had to suffer the team is a lion because they suffer together." 4 July 2020 at Wolverhampton Wanderers
Arteta on his team's first away victory at a club above them in the Premiership since September 2015 at Leicester.

Jack_is_the_truth
26/05/2012 12:20
i ha to copy it first, and i highlighted ready to copy and paste to celines pm and i muts have pressed CTRL + C and C again, so the higlighted part got rep;laced with c's, and there is no undo option(Sm19)

Padre Pio
27/05/2012 09:53
Oh I see, well no doubt the second was even better

"When we had to suffer the team is a lion because they suffer together." 4 July 2020 at Wolverhampton Wanderers
Arteta on his team's first away victory at a club above them in the Premiership since September 2015 at Leicester.

Jack_is_the_truth
27/05/2012 13:43
FFS man

just happened again, celine sorry im not doing it again unless padre enables the copy and paste option

PKGooner
27/05/2012 14:33
Thats OK Jack_is_the_truth, I'm pretty sure Celine Dion won't be slitting his wrists at you not sending in your answers (Sm128)

Jack_is_the_truth
27/05/2012 14:54
thats good to hear

Padre Pio
27/05/2012 16:40
I have no control over the cut and paste option, its done by the network to protect photos. Just do it on word and email to me.

"When we had to suffer the team is a lion because they suffer together." 4 July 2020 at Wolverhampton Wanderers
Arteta on his team's first away victory at a club above them in the Premiership since September 2015 at Leicester.

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