Lincoln City
Our quick guide to Lincoln City's players
By theimps.tk
September 30 2009
Some players care, some are liked, whereas players such as Lenell John-Lewis quite clearly don't care about anything other than getting their wages, going to Argos, buying some cheap jewelry and flashing it in nightclubs around Lincoln. This is your guide to City's players.
KEY
The player in question is either playing at the maximum his level of ability will allow, or is playing in a division that is well above the one he deserves to be at.
The player might not actually be any good, but actually appears to care about doing well for the club. His emotions are ever changing to the results, happy when winning and quite clearly upset when losing.
The player quite clearly doesn't care about the results. As long as he gets paid, he couldn't care less. We could be winning or losing by 5-0 and he probably wouldn't appear to change emotion whatsoever. Also plays like he doesn't care.
The player is just a bit rubbish in general. Whether intentionally playing badly or just playing badly because he is just crap.
The player is a bit egocentric. The player plays like he thinks he's better than everyone else and even might have a Facebook profile where he puts his middle name as "Legend"
The player is injury prone. Is just as likely to get through a match without an injury as Lenell John-Lewis is to break into a sweat. Even if an injury will only keep him out for a game, doesn't play that many times.
The player is liked by the majority of the fans. Whether it be because he is a Simon Yeo type personality, or whether he is a match winner, he is liked by most inside Sincil Bank.
The player is not liked by the majority of the fans. Whether it be because of the reasons listed above, or for some other reason, he simply isn't liked.
The player is likely to cost a match via one method of another. Whether it's a tiny mistake, or whether it's a huge one, chances are they will cost City a goal at one point during the match.
Member of what has become known as "The Brother-Hood," a group of players who like to shop at Argos for jewelry before then going out on the town and goading fans with them.
ROB BURCH -GOALKEEPER
Rob is a popular figure at Sincil Bank and many believe he has a bright future away from the Imps....any future away from the Imps at the moment is a bright one.
CIAN HUGHTON - DEFENDER
Cian is a young defender currently at the Imps until January. He has earnt a call up to the Irish Under 21 squad.
AARON BROWN - DEFENDER/MIDFIELDER
Aaron Brown is a decent left footed player, able to play in either defence or midtable, with the latter producing his better performances.
JANOS KOVACS - DEFENDER
Janos joined City in 2008 and has had a mixed time so far. Brilliant with balls in the air but a bit rubbish with anything along the ground. Can't mark his attacker.
MOSES SWAIBU - DEFENDER
Moses joined from Bromley in 2009 and has claimed on the radio that he cares and is probably the best defender the club.
DANIEL HONE - DEFENDER
Hone is a product of the club's youth system and his father played for the club in the 1990s. Genuinely seems to care and has been scouted by teams in higher leagues.
STEFAN OAKES - MIDFIELDER
Arguably the most skillful player at the club and one capable of changing a match. It's just a pity that he's a bit injury prone.
RICHARD BUTCHER - MIDFIELDER
Butcher rejoined the club for a third time in 2009 but is nothing compared to the player that left. No doubt cares for the club but just isn't very good anymore.
SCOTT KERR - MIDFIELDER
Scott is the club's captain (for now) and the club has been in a decline since he took the job, but alas, he often shifts the blame and is lucky to even be in our first team.
JAMIE CLARKE - MIDFIELDER
Jamie Clarke joined the club in 2009 and has yet to put in a performance that indicates he actually cares about anyone other than himself.
SHANE CLARKE - MIDFIELDER
You can never accuse Clarke of now trying or caring, but he is unfortunately not very good and lucky to be at League Two level.
RENE HOWE - STRIKER
On loan from Peterborough and quite clearly thinks he's better than everyone else at the club. It's just a pity he doesn't want to show it in the matches.
LENELL JOHN-LEWIS - WHO KNOWS?
Enough said!
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Reins are your Chris.....good luck mate!!
Their "Bling" is as council as it comes.
I'd @#$%& myself if one of them tried to look clever in front of me
![[:wor kid:]](/phorum-5.1.15/mods/smileys/images/13.gif "[:wor kid:]")
I hope some of are really squirming with embarrasment if they've read this.
I just hope Sutton can pay up some of the losers in our squad and get rid.
Cheers Keith47424 - Hinckley Imp
theimps.ka Best Newcomer award winner 2007-2008 season.
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