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By Gary Watton
August 24 2016

Michy Batshuayi was afforded his first Chelsea start and underlined his credentials as an expert goal poacher by scoring twice in the first half, thereby taking his goals tally to three in August already. Victor Moses was also granted a rare start and rewarded his manager's faith by finding the net as well. Clearly, the Blues are a force to be reckoned with when advancing with the ball at their fe... More >

Fabregas Inspires Late Revival

Well that was a very wooden and none too convincing performance from Chelsea, but the visitors contrived to come from behind with two goals in the last quarter of an hour. Perhaps ... More >

A Nice Start!

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Blundering Chelsea Finish In Tenth

Well that was the season, that was. Appropriately enough, Chelsea ended the campaign as they began it, by drawing at home to an average team, having led and lost their lead. Back i... More >

Another Lead Subsides

Reminiscent of autumn 1992 when Dave Beasant gifted the Kopites a late equaliser, so again Chelsea rolled back the years and donated the hosts a last-minute reprieve. Although the ... More >

Blundering Chelsea Rescue Sunderland!

Having uncharacteristically taken the lead and even retaken the lead at the end of the first half, error-prone Chelsea threw struggling Sunderland a king size lifeline when they co... More >

Chelsea Defy 'Mighty' Spurs

Eden Hazard, who couldn't buy a goal for much of the season, ended up scoring the goal that applied the killer blow to Tottenham's flimsy chances of Premiership glory, whilst ensur... More >

Bournemouth Conquered

The champions emulated their revenge missions against Crystal Palace and Southampton by defeating Bournemouth away from home, having previously succumbed to them at Stamford Bridge... More >

Aguero Dishes Out Severe Spanking

Chelsea's hapless troops generously donated a hat trick to the pesky but lethal Sergio Aguero, thereby granting Manchester Wannabes a rare league double over the champions, having ... More >

Another Miserable Result

On an afternoon when Rule The World won the Aintree Grand National, impotent Chelsea reminded us all that they are currently light years away from ruling the world. There is nothin... More >