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By Gary Watton
November 11 2018

Chelsea's attacking endeavours came up just short against a solid Everton, leaving the hosts trailing Manchester Mercenaries by four points in the English charts. In other years, a four point gap would be insignificant, but the league champions look well on course for another points total in the region of one hundred points, so Chelsea's only possible route to success appears to be at least four p... More >

Giroud Scores!

We were treated to the rarity of a Morata double on Sunday past, and four days later another collector's item pops up, namely a goal from the notoriously non-scoring Olivier Giroud... More >

A Double From Morata!

Double helpings from Alvaro Morata are as rare as the proverbial hen's teeth. Today was one such occasion when the Spanish marksman earned his inflated salary with two decent strik... More >

Lampard's Return

Chelsea legend Frank Lampard made an emotional return to Stamford Bridge in this Carabao Cup tie whereupon his dangerous Derby County team were a little unlucky to lose by the odd ... More >

An Outstanding Result

Awkward old Burnley were the first team to defeat Chelsea in the league last year, but happily there was to be no repeat this time. Instead, the team in yellow produced not just a ... More >

An Excellent Hat Trick

You would have been given very attractive odds that any Chelsea player, let alone Ruben Loftus-Cheek, would record a hat trick of goals tonight. To everyone's pleasant surprise, th... More >

Barkley's Crucial, Dramatic Equaliser

Our dearly beloved ex-wife José Mourinho was apparently provoked into an off-field brawl immediately after young Barkley grabbed a precious equaliser. This unsavoury inciden... More >

Another Happy Invasion Of Southampton

With the hyped pairing of Liverfools and Manchester Mercenaries having to make do with a bore draw, Chelsea have been able to climb back to second position in the league, on a shar... More >

Goal Shy

The Blues secured their second successive triumph in this tournament, with a clean sheet too, but they made extremely hard work of overcoming their Hungarian opponents. It took unt... More >

A Fair Result

Although Chelsea appeared to be relatively comfortable at soaking up and coping with Liverfools' incessant attacking, they can't really complain about dropping two vital points in ... More >