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Hull v Chelski Preview....Little Phil V Lardy Phil
By Gavin
February 5 2009
Hull travel down to Chelski this weekend looking to get there season back on track. After some poor results of late some people may think this would be a tough place to go, but Chelski are no great shakes and have been dumped out of the Carling Cup by the might of Burnley and were very lucky to beat sarfend. The only thing that will make this tough is that the ref will be on blues side as ALWAYS.
Hull will be without Jimmy Bullard and Daniel Cousin which will make life tougher for us. Cheating Chelsea will have Bootswinger available which is crime of the century and they will also have Fat Frank available after he clearly took a Liverpool player out last weekend, but as always the ref was on Chelseas side.
Hull have sold out there allocation and will no doubt out sing the prawnies and pot hunters of Chelsea who never sing unless they winning, hence its been very quite there of late. The premiership title looks to be heading to super Man U so Chelsea will be looking to hold on to 3rd place which to me for a money club is not good enough but no doubt the prawnies will moan at this.
Anyone going to the game please look out for big phil in his white trainers its a sight to behold, and we have it on good authority that some banter will be taking place on here match day so dont miss that.
And Ref i WILL BE WATCHING YOU,,same old chelsea always cheating.
Score prediction, Chelsea 1 Hull City 4
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Discussion started by Tigers Tales , 05/02/2009 15:14
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Up yours Claret you plum! LOL!
Not even taking the bait!
(Wondered why you had been so quiet - by your standards! - recently!).
"It is born out of hypocrisy and fundamental insecurity. There have been two kids on the block for the past 12 years. Suddenly, there is a third and that one is threatening to be more successful than the others and they don’t like it." P Kenyon.
Not even taking the bait!
(Wondered why you had been so quiet - by your standards! - recently!).
"It is born out of hypocrisy and fundamental insecurity. There have been two kids on the block for the past 12 years. Suddenly, there is a third and that one is threatening to be more successful than the others and they don’t like it." P Kenyon.
Well ok then! I´ll help you out a bit with a few pointers:
(1)Hull travel down to Chelski this weekend
Your first poke, not bad, but a bit too old by now - plus you leave yourself open to someone pointing out to you that "-ski" is Polish and not Russian (which may make you look a bit of a t.w.a.t - if you thought you were educated that is).
(2)After some poor results of late some people may think this would be a tough place to go, but Chelski are no great shakes and have been dumped out of the Carling Cup by the might of Burnley
Much better effort! Although it would have been more convincing if you left out the word "might" (of Burnley). That bit gave it away.
(3) and were very lucky to beat sarfend.
A bit better - but the 4-1 replay ruins that a bit.
(4) The only thing that will make this tough is that the ref will be on blues side as ALWAYS.
Much better - but again - needs to be "disguised" more - the "ALWAYS" in caps says too much about your real intentions.
For example, a simple yet subtle change: The only thing that will make this tough is that the ref will always be on blues side. See what I mean? It actually sounds like you MEAN what you write.
(5) Cheating Chelsea will have Bootswinger available which is crime of the century and they will also have Fat Frank available after he clearly took a Liverpool player out last weekend, but as always the ref was on Chelseas side.
Cheating Chelsea - not bad. Bootswinger instead of Bosingwa is quite clever and humourous - made me smile - much better from you there. Fat Frank - a bit old but hey ho! Clearly took a Liverpool player out - ok, fair enough although again, the "clearly" bit again takes the disguise off. But as always the ref..... see above.
(6) Hull have sold out there allocation and will no doubt out sing the prawnies and pot hunters of Chelsea who never sing unless they winning, hence its been very quite there of late.
Much better - a bit more like it although the fact that you showed your hand earlier in the article makes the reader start to have doubts that you are serious.
(7)The premiership title looks to be heading to super Man U so Chelsea will be looking to hold on to 3rd place which to me for a money club is not good enough but no doubt the prawnies will moan at this.
One of the best wind-up sentences.
(8) Anyone going to the game please look out for big phil in his white trainers its a sight to behold
Quite funny - very good.
(9) And Ref i WILL BE WATCHING YOU,,same old chelsea always cheating.
Admirable finish with a flourish!
I´m going to throw modesty aside briefly - I consider myself a bit of a master swordsman winding posters up.
I recommend you attack the scousers (Liverpool side). They are by far the easiest to suck in and there´s plenty of them - good for the hit rate! They just can´t help themselves coming on to the board if you even just make the most casual of swipes. Even if they think you might be winding them up they still can´t help themselves. The good news is that some of them like to think they know everything (they actually consider themselves the most knowlegable, best fans in the whole widey worldy) but in reality are alarmingly thick. The hit rate goes up and you have the satisfaction that fans you despise are positively FROTHING at the mouth and then sulking for ages afterwards - everyones a winner!
Keep an eye out on the Chelsea board and you will see what I mean.
.
"It is born out of hypocrisy and fundamental insecurity. There have been two kids on the block for the past 12 years. Suddenly, there is a third and that one is threatening to be more successful than the others and they don’t like it." P Kenyon.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2009:02:06:07:21:40 by dixon9.
(1)Hull travel down to Chelski this weekend
Your first poke, not bad, but a bit too old by now - plus you leave yourself open to someone pointing out to you that "-ski" is Polish and not Russian (which may make you look a bit of a t.w.a.t - if you thought you were educated that is
).
(2)After some poor results of late some people may think this would be a tough place to go, but Chelski are no great shakes and have been dumped out of the Carling Cup by the might of Burnley
Much better effort! Although it would have been more convincing if you left out the word "might" (of Burnley). That bit gave it away.
(3) and were very lucky to beat sarfend.
A bit better - but the 4-1 replay ruins that a bit.
(4) The only thing that will make this tough is that the ref will be on blues side as ALWAYS.
Much better - but again - needs to be "disguised" more - the "ALWAYS" in caps says too much about your real intentions.
For example, a simple yet subtle change: The only thing that will make this tough is that the ref will always be on blues side. See what I mean? It actually sounds like you MEAN what you write.
(5) Cheating Chelsea will have Bootswinger available which is crime of the century and they will also have Fat Frank available after he clearly took a Liverpool player out last weekend, but as always the ref was on Chelseas side.
Cheating Chelsea - not bad. Bootswinger instead of Bosingwa is quite clever and humourous - made me smile - much better from you there. Fat Frank - a bit old but hey ho! Clearly took a Liverpool player out - ok, fair enough although again, the "clearly" bit again takes the disguise off. But as always the ref..... see above.
(6) Hull have sold out there allocation and will no doubt out sing the prawnies and pot hunters of Chelsea who never sing unless they winning, hence its been very quite there of late.
Much better - a bit more like it although the fact that you showed your hand earlier in the article makes the reader start to have doubts that you are serious.
(7)The premiership title looks to be heading to super Man U so Chelsea will be looking to hold on to 3rd place which to me for a money club is not good enough but no doubt the prawnies will moan at this.
One of the best wind-up sentences.
(8) Anyone going to the game please look out for big phil in his white trainers its a sight to behold
Quite funny - very good.
(9) And Ref i WILL BE WATCHING YOU,,same old chelsea always cheating.
Admirable finish with a flourish!
I´m going to throw modesty aside briefly - I consider myself a bit of a master swordsman winding posters up.
I recommend you attack the scousers (Liverpool side). They are by far the easiest to suck in and there´s plenty of them - good for the hit rate! They just can´t help themselves coming on to the board if you even just make the most casual of swipes. Even if they think you might be winding them up they still can´t help themselves. The good news is that some of them like to think they know everything (they actually consider themselves the most knowlegable, best fans in the whole widey worldy) but in reality are alarmingly thick. The hit rate goes up and you have the satisfaction that fans you despise are positively FROTHING at the mouth and then sulking for ages afterwards - everyones a winner!
Keep an eye out on the Chelsea board and you will see what I mean.
.
"It is born out of hypocrisy and fundamental insecurity. There have been two kids on the block for the past 12 years. Suddenly, there is a third and that one is threatening to be more successful than the others and they don’t like it." P Kenyon.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 2009:02:06:07:21:40 by dixon9.
Had to change the picture due to copyright.
risn' up to the challenge of our rival
risn' up to the challenge of our rival
tim i got the pic of snn?
cheers dixe but i like the inya face wind up approach,,that way you no its houmer and not having proper dig,,(l,pool will be a dig though..lol)
66 you are just not worthy,please take pointers of your mentor dixe before you post rubbish on MY board...(Sm35)
cheers dixe but i like the inya face wind up approach,,that way you no its houmer and not having proper dig,,(l,pool will be a dig though..lol)
66 you are just not worthy,please take pointers of your mentor dixe before you post rubbish on MY board...(Sm35)
Quote:flying claret
tim i got the pic of snn?
cheers dixe but i like the inya face wind up approach,,that way you no its houmer and not having proper dig,,(l,pool will be a dig though..lol)
66 you are just not worthy,please take pointers of your mentor dixe before you post rubbish on MY board...(Sm35)
You see, that´s much better but of course, Since 66 and I had your number some time ago so we know you are a bit of a plum duff!
Anyway...
Isn´t it about time you told us where your loyalty lies - Hull City or Burnley?
.
"It is born out of hypocrisy and fundamental insecurity. There have been two kids on the block for the past 12 years. Suddenly, there is a third and that one is threatening to be more successful than the others and they don’t like it." P Kenyon.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 2009:02:06:16:51:14 by dixon9.
Sorry mate - but that´s not on.
By the way - you got too many stickies up there!
"It is born out of hypocrisy and fundamental insecurity. There have been two kids on the block for the past 12 years. Suddenly, there is a third and that one is threatening to be more successful than the others and they don’t like it." P Kenyon.
By the way - you got too many stickies up there!
"It is born out of hypocrisy and fundamental insecurity. There have been two kids on the block for the past 12 years. Suddenly, there is a third and that one is threatening to be more successful than the others and they don’t like it." P Kenyon.
tims in charge of releasing stickys..
who ever wins out of burnley chelsea i suport this weekend it will be hulls turn.
who ever wins out of burnley chelsea i suport this weekend it will be hulls turn.
draws for both,,but i have to have a bit of fun so im guessing thats as good as a loss to chelskibeat...
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