Let's All Laugh At Derby

By Forest Faithful
April 16 2004

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By Forest Faithful
Haha! Let's all laugh at County! There's even more reason that normal to laugh at Derby County this week! Not only have they continued with their molesting antics, but they've also been sued by their former manager for a million smackers, which more than makes up for their lucky win over Bradford City on Monday. How stupid are Derby? They sack a manager who's been performing really badly for the club, BUT, they officially sack him for unproven reason and so leaving themselves open to sued! If they'd have just said he was sacked for poor performance they'd be all right! Ha! Anyway, the site's new so nobody has bothered to send in any humorous pictures concerning Derby County yet. What we do have, though is this little number created by Max: Now normally I'd say that's funny because it's true but this time I'd be wrong and get slated for it when The R* win the LDV Vans Trophy next season! Anyway a few weeks ago I was in Derby, because it had a shop that wasn't in Nottingham, on a Wednesday night when they were playing and we weren't. An idiot of a man who supported Derby came up to me and asked what time Derby kicked off. I wasn't about to help him so I went for the funny option: "Every ten minutes!" I said. Now that's funny because it's true! And doesn't everybody laugh at Derby?! You might think that police officers are all boring but no! I was visiting the police station on a Crime Awareness day and the police officer asked me a question. "If you see a derby fan in the road while you're driving why should you never swerve to hit him?" I had no idea, I would normally want to hit him... this was a police man though and I was about to say "because it's a crime" but he was already telling me the answer: "It might be your bike!" he said! So I no longer hit Derby fans on bikes, however I DO still hit them when they're walking. Yesterday, though, I couldn't do that. I picked up a hitchhiking priest that need to get to the nearest church. I saw a R and I was about to hit him but then I remembered the father so I served back onto the road. I still heard a thud though... I was confused. Nonetheless I carried on driving while apologising: "I'm sorry father, I almost hit that Derby fan!" he replied, "It's okay, I hit the scum with the door!" That's all for this latest edition of Let's All Laugh at Derby. More Coming soon...
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By Forest Faithful

Haha! Let's all laugh at County! There's even more reason that normal to laugh at Derby County this week! Not only have they continued with their molesting antics, but they've also been sued by their former manager for a million smackers, which more than makes up for their lucky win over Bradford City on Monday.

How stupid are Derby? They sack a manager who's been performing really badly for the club, BUT, they officially sack him for unproven reason and so leaving themselves open to sued! If they'd have just said he was sacked for poor performance they'd be all right! Ha!

Anyway, the site's new so nobody has bothered to send in any humorous pictures concerning Derby County yet. What we do have, though is this little number created by Max:

Now normally I'd say that's funny because it's true but this time I'd be wrong and get slated for it when The R*** win the LDV Vans Trophy next season!

Anyway a few weeks ago I was in Derby, because it had a shop that wasn't in Nottingham, on a Wednesday night when they were playing and we weren't. An idiot of a man who supported Derby came up to me and asked what time Derby kicked off. I wasn't about to help him so I went for the funny option: "Every ten minutes!" I said. Now that's funny because it's true!

And doesn't everybody laugh at Derby?! You might think that police officers are all boring but no! I was visiting the police station on a Crime Awareness day and the police officer asked me a question. "If you see a derby fan in the road while you're driving why should you never swerve to hit him?" I had no idea, I would normally want to hit him... this was a police man though and I was about to say "because it's a crime" but he was already telling me the answer: "It might be your bike!" he said!

So I no longer hit Derby fans on bikes, however I DO still hit them when they're walking. Yesterday, though, I couldn't do that. I picked up a hitchhiking priest that need to get to the nearest church. I saw a R** and I was about to hit him but then I remembered the father so I served back onto the road. I still heard a thud though... I was confused. Nonetheless I carried on driving while apologising: "I'm sorry father, I almost hit that Derby fan!" he replied, "It's okay, I hit the scum with the door!"

That's all for this latest edition of Let's All Laugh at Derby. More Coming soon...

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