Football Funnies

Just to remind you that there is a fun side to football, here are some of the less serious stories covered by Cuthbert and Rupert. If you would like to contribute to the site with funny or serious stories then please email us at CuthandRupe@shaymen.org.

***Urgent Clearance Sale***

After the poor season for Man Utd, they have faxed all clubs with the following items for sale.

ITV offer cash-plus-Barrymore deal

ITV have come up with an idea that will go some way to compensate clubs who have lost out due to the collapse of ITV digital.

Hollywood link with the Shay.

The glamour's of Hollywood may seem miles away from The Shay, but our very own Steve Bushell was part of one of the biggest films of the 90's.

Silly Sausage.

Prat of the year award was recently handed out by Rupe and myself. There was not much surprise that it went to a Blue Sox fan.

Theft at the Shay.

Tony Kniveton got a shock recently when we opened up at the Shay one morning. He was soon to realise that there was a poor victim of a ransom attack.

Mitchell's Haircut.

Graham Mitchell recently had a haircut to clean up his appearance. But what made this change come about?

Kerrigan in Danger!

Steve Kerrigan has struggled to score all season so he has been sent off for a new style of training specially for strikers.

Ludden Out Again.

Dominic Ludden has struggled with injuries only managing a handful of appearances. Once again he has been struck down with another injury.