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Discussion started by Phil65 (IP Logged), 11 November, 2019 19:29
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Phil65
11 November, 2019 19:29
I'll start it with VAR.

mrGr33n13
mrGr33n13
11 November, 2019 19:34
bury footbal.... oh they're already there.

Muir the merrier
Muir the merrier
11 November, 2019 19:42
The relatively small Akinfenwa !!

Hope you didn't mind Phil but I've told him you can normally be found drinking in the Harp Inn.

the kav
the kav
11 November, 2019 20:21
Jason Mohammed...... he couldn't give a flying f about lower league teams.... doesnt even bother reading their goal updates out on final score

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E L V I S
11 November, 2019 20:25
Scientific calculators - A) In normal day to day life, you'd be hard pushed to find a use for a scientific calculator. cool smiley You need to be a scientist/maths geek to understand how to use them.

Collarless football shirts - Impossible to strut about the place as if you own it in a collarless shirt.

Blue ink - Whenever completing an official document/form, one should use black ink on the application/form or it will not be processed/accepted. Black is the correct and proper ink to use. Blue ink is probably reserved solely for diary keeping, or memos. Nobody should read another person's diary, so it matters not a single jot if one were to use blue ink. But any writing of importance should be done with black ink. Lol at blue biros

The Iron from Monopoly - Nobody (apart from my Nana) ever wants to be the iron when playing Monopoly. I can see the attraction for the top hat, maybe - "oh golly gosh! I'm posh. And I wear a top hat"

Paying for parking at Prenton Park - Just tell the broad (or whoever) that you're not going to the game, and that you're a patron going inside the pub for a jolly good drinking. And then proceed to give them a cheeky wink, and tilt your top hat to a jaunty angle. FREE PARKING

Spare cigarettes - Not to be confused with a spare wheel, or even a sometimes very needed spare pair of clean underpants. To answer the frequently asked question, "Have you got a spare cigaratte, please, Mister?" the correct response should be, "No, I jolly well haven't got a spare fag, you filthy oik! Now please begone, ruffian, before I give you a jolly good biffing"



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Zint
Zint
11 November, 2019 20:35
Censorious people, left and right, as in ‘Oh you took a flight! Don’t you know how bad that is for the planet!? Or ‘ You eat what!?’.

Dan SWA
Dan SWA
11 November, 2019 20:35
The queue at Asda tobacco till(I don’t smoke now) waiting for a pack of rizla and the 3 people in front invariably decide to purchase 16 different scratch cards,a lucky dip for the Mongolian lottery,putting a fiver on each of their gas and leccy keys,collecting packages for their 15 kids and finally asking for the 46 old lottery tickets checked!

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Phil65
11 November, 2019 20:38
This new forum format that won't allow me to quote Elvis in full, followed by 😂 👍 🍻 👬 💘 👨‍👨‍👧

Aldo'smuzzy
Aldo'smuzzy
11 November, 2019 20:42
Ignorance and prejudice.

The root of all the isms and phobias that football is trying to get rid of. Also occasionally found in Internet banter boys, whose world extends little beyond those they'd 'like to have a pint with'.

Thank heavens our club is such a broad church.

Hoots Mon
Hoots Mon
11 November, 2019 20:42
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the kav
Jason Mohammed...... he couldn't give a flying f about lower league teams.... doesnt even bother reading their goal updates out on final score

+1.
****er of the highest order. So full of his own importance.

mrGr33n13
mrGr33n13
11 November, 2019 21:07
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Aldo'smuzzy
Ignorance and prejudice.
The root of all the isms and phobias that football is trying to get rid of. Also occasionally found in Internet banter boys, whose world extends little beyond those they'd 'like to have a pint with'.

Thank heavens our club is such a broad church.

i did not realise we could get rid of threats to the stable fabric of society.

i would therefore like to amend my pithy joke about bury and actually get rid of cancer.

Uptonrover
Uptonrover
11 November, 2019 21:42
Megan bloody Markle. Im not particually pro or anti royal family but this woman has the ability to make my blood boil. Get in room 101 and dont bloody come out ever again

Yiggo
Yiggsy
11 November, 2019 21:59
FGR

Dan SWA
Dan SWA
11 November, 2019 22:03
People say “like” after every other word,as a father of 2 teenage daughters I’m pretty sure that is the pinnacle of their vocabulary. And add to that Facebook,Snapchat,instagram and all the other moronic social media feeds that they feel they must be connected to 24/7.

Yiggo
Yiggsy
11 November, 2019 22:08
Animal cruelty.... he types after just flat arsing the cat after it got under my feet and nearly made me spill my pint.

Dan SWA
Dan SWA
11 November, 2019 22:12
And that bloody awful “the holidays are coming “ by Coke, I’m fact any advertising for any garbage money making advert to try and screw you through guilt or a sense of obligation to spend your hard earned on@#$%&you don’t need, and includes cards! I’m not that grumpy though,honest!

Dan SWA
Dan SWA
11 November, 2019 22:14
And drivers who don’t acknowledge when you let them in, absolute vermin!

mrGr33n13
mrGr33n13
11 November, 2019 22:17
i'd like to bring back meghan markel and put in the queen as her replacement.

could you sort that for me, phil.

nice one.

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Phil65
11 November, 2019 22:53
Botox lips, Jurgen Klopp's whitened teeth, Katie Hopkins and shapeshifting. All deceptive, unsavoury and unnerving.
Fake news such as the article in the Neston News about a local ruffian beating up a midget in the Harp Inn (Muir the merrier, I told you that Akinfenwa was small!)

Fiftyyearsarover
Fiftyyearsarover
11 November, 2019 23:03
I am with UptonRover ,can’t stand that Markle women .lets hope she carries out her threat to move abroad ,would willingly pay her fare ,3rd class of course ,.and all these save the world idiots who fly in from all over world to tell us how to save the world, ,the irony being lost on them .or bigger tosses made a fortune driving formula 1 cars and tell the rest of us having 2weeks holiday abroad is bad for the planet .

Aldo'smuzzy
Aldo'smuzzy
11 November, 2019 23:17
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Phil65
Botox lips, Jurgen Klopp's whitened teeth, Katie Hopkins and shapeshifting. All deceptive, unsavoury and unnerving.
Fake news such as the article in the Neston News about a local ruffian beating up a midget in the Harp Inn (Muir the merrier, I told you that Akinfenwa was small!)

So the person of restricted growth beat up the ruffian? I'll have to call in the Harp and buy him a pint.. (Sm128)

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E L V I S
11 November, 2019 23:59
Quote:
Phil65
Botox lips, Jurgen Klopp's whitened teeth, Katie Hopkins and shapeshifting. All deceptive, unsavoury and unnerving.
Fake news such as the article in the Neston News about a local ruffian beating up a midget in the Harp Inn (Muir the merrier, I told you that Akinfenwa was small!)

I had an actual dwarf wanting to fight me a few years back. The thing that troubled me most about my having to fight with a dwarf was either way I was going to lose. If I kicked his ass, I would look like a bully and lose. And if he kicked my ass, I would never live it down. It was a terribly tricky situation. Luckily, I was V.I.P in the unnamed establishment, so I had him kicked out forthwith.

My advice to anyone, if you want to win a fight, always fight a much bigger person. If you win, you get the kudos. If you lose (like you're supposed to), you will likely get pity sex from the hottest women around at the time. They will think you a real hero lol. It could even be worth losing on purpose if you're on a drought. Remember, SWA, you can never lose when fighting a bigger guy. It's a win win. Don't all thank me at once.



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kennyspint
kennyspint
12 November, 2019 00:18
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Yiggsy
FGR
+1

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hong kong rover
12 November, 2019 03:57
The Politically Correct.

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hong kong rover
12 November, 2019 04:19
Pr*cks like Bono and Bob Geldof saying that England should take in all these refugees and asylum seekers, yet they live somewhere deep in the Irish countryside in a castle/mansion that they have surrounded by a moat/electric fence In order to keep out the very people they are advocating to allow in...Pair of hypocritical Paddy t*ssers!

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hong kong rover
12 November, 2019 04:55
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Uptonrover
Megan bloody Markle. Im not particually pro or anti royal family but this woman has the ability to make my blood boil. Get in room 101 and dont bloody come out ever again

Lol....The British Royal family??? They are all German and Greek...lol.

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hong kong rover
12 November, 2019 05:36
Have to say that Phil the Greek has come out with plenty of quality gaffes in the past, he has put his foot in it numerous times, lol.....Three of them that I can remember well...

The Nigerian president and his wife were on a state visit to UK and they were swathed in these traditional African multi-coloured robes/garb, and when the Queen and Prince Philip first welcomed them into Buckingham Palace the first thing Philip said to them was, 'I see you are ready for bed then!'

When meeting a disabled man that had a new modern type mobility scooter to help him get around, Philip commented, 'How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?'

Philip was the British representative at Kenya's Independence ceremony in 1963 and as he was stood on the podium with all these other dignitaries, and with the Union Jack about to be lowered, he turned round to the Kenyan anti-colonial independence leader, Jomo Kenyatta and said to him, 'Are you sure you want to go ahead with this?'



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the baldy one
the baldy one
12 November, 2019 09:41
boris Johnson and all of the 350 tory mps in the whose of commons. were do I start- Jacob reece mog ( what a stupid name) and Michael gove and james cleverly all deserve to be put down very quickly. if Johnson stays as prime minister we are all doomed. I would not even vote tory if the tories gave me a bag with one million pounds cash in. boris Johnson is an @#$%& whole and has had so many affairs and has got a secret love child with an unknown woman. as we know he has got 4 children that we know of but the real number is far higher. no wonder his brother walked out on him. THE TORIES OUT.

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Doogie'sGhost
12 November, 2019 10:15
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hong kong rover
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Uptonrover
Megan bloody Markle. Im not particually pro or anti royal family but this woman has the ability to make my blood boil. Get in room 101 and dont bloody come out ever again

Lol....The British Royal family??? They are all German and Greek...lol.
The British Royal family has pretty much always been non-English anyway. The first lot were German (Saxons), then Danish (Vikings), then French (Normans & Plantaganets), then came the Welsh (Tudors), the Scots (Stuarts), the Dutch (Orange) and finally back Germans (Hanoverians and Windsors - formerly Saxe-Coburg). Get them all in the box for me.

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E L V I S
12 November, 2019 10:28
More for Room 101

The Battle of The Boyne - Historically, and as far as battle go, The Battle of The Boyne is very much overrated. To Summarise, the Williamites do a flanking movement, and the Jacobites response is to retreat home for their tea. The Jacobites see they're outnumbered and surrender. And that's pretty much the top and bottom of it. It's a terrible battle in my honest opinion. I've no idea why the Orange Order harp on about it so much. It's a feckin' woefully poor battle.

The modern day equivalent to this battle would be something like this - you're walking down the round and see a large group of oafs, you clench your fists in readiness, and cross over the road to avoid any trouble.


There's also a very long list of woefully poor sea battles that have somehow gotten excellent reviews./write-ups. But believe me, they're not all they're cracked up to be. Inbox me, for the finer details



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E L V I S
12 November, 2019 10:54
The entire contents of that draw in the kitchen - There's nothing useful nor worth keeping in that kitchen draw. It's just a dumping ground for old phones, broken television remotes, dried up felt tip pens and bookies pens. Just put the lot of it into Room 101 and use the draw for something practical and not for storing old junk.

the baldy one
the baldy one
12 November, 2019 11:06
the kav- I am very confused about your comments regarding Jason muhammed. you are completely wrong. for a start he always talks about lower league football as he supports Cardiff city. plus every single time a goal comes up on the vidi printer from the lower leagues he always reads it out without fail. so you are wrong. the best presenter for the final score programme is Jason muhammed without doubt.

Kentexile
Kentexile
12 November, 2019 11:13
Grown men at airports who use a luggage trolly for one bag.

Hoots Mon
Hoots Mon
12 November, 2019 11:28
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the baldy one
the kav- I am very confused about your comments regarding Jason muhammed. you are completely wrong. for a start he always talks about lower league football as he supports Cardiff city. plus every single time a goal comes up on the vidi printer from the lower leagues he always reads it out without fail. so you are wrong. the best presenter for the final score programme is Jason muhammed without doubt.

I beg to differ but you are totally wrong and the Kav is totally right.

the baldy one
the baldy one
12 November, 2019 11:39
hoots mon and the kav - I honestly think both of you do not know who Jason muhammed is. both of you are talking out of your backsides. either that or both of you are in cloud cukoo land.

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Doogie'sGhost
12 November, 2019 11:46
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ElvisTRFC
More for Room 101
The Battle of The Boyne - Historically, and as far as battle go, The Battle of The Boyne is very much overrated. To Summarise, the Williamites do a flanking movement, and the Jacobites response is to retreat home for their tea. The Jacobites see they're outnumbered and surrender. And that's pretty much the top and bottom of it. It's a terrible battle in my honest opinion. I've no idea why the Orange Order harp on about it so much. It's a feckin' woefully poor battle.

The modern day equivalent to this battle would be something like this - you're walking down the round and see a large group of oafs, you clench your fists in readiness, and cross over the road to avoid any trouble.


There's also a very long list of woefully poor sea battles that have somehow gotten excellent reviews./write-ups. But believe me, they're not all they're cracked up to be. Inbox me, for the finer details
Yeah the Boyne is more known for it's symbolic status rather than any great military accolades. The Jacobite's were vastly outmatched in every way. Once the Orange army got across the river it was done really. However, it was very nearly different as William was hit by a shell the day before and the Jacobite's thought they had killed him.

Dan SWA
Dan SWA
12 November, 2019 12:55
Baldy have you even watched it??? TRFC scores hardly ever get read out! I’m with Kav and Hoots on this.

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hong kong rover
12 November, 2019 13:01
There are simply not enough hours in the day for me to sit down and compile a list of all the people,the world over, that i severely dislike....But Geldof would be quite high up that list, never liked him from day one, he has always been an obnoxious, angry little Irish punk gobsh*te.. hated his whole despicable attitude in that Live Aid year when he came out with comments like, ' I will be coming door to door myself and fully expecting you all to open your front doors and donate generously.'..He said this with no civility or decency whatsoever and was quite forceful and aggressive in his manner..if he had come knocking on my front door back in that Summer of 1985 speaking to me like that with that kind of attitude and demanding that I cough up some money, then I would have shoved the door closed right in front of his f*cking face...

Fiftyyearsarover
Fiftyyearsarover
12 November, 2019 13:34
The Essex bunch ,all cloned, duck billed platypus lips caterpillar eyebrows ,the men with large quiffs but must be congratulated on a new take on the English Language that is totally non understandable , eat your heart out William Shakespeare ,init

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hong kong rover
12 November, 2019 13:42
Essex girl joke..

What do Essex girls use for protection when having casual sex? Bus shelters.

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E L V I S
12 November, 2019 13:49
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Doogie'sGhost
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ElvisTRFC
More for Room 101
The Battle of The Boyne - Historically, and as far as battle go, The Battle of The Boyne is very much overrated. To Summarise, the Williamites do a flanking movement, and the Jacobites response is to retreat home for their tea. The Jacobites see they're outnumbered and surrender. And that's pretty much the top and bottom of it. It's a terrible battle in my honest opinion. I've no idea why the Orange Order harp on about it so much. It's a feckin' woefully poor battle.

The modern day equivalent to this battle would be something like this - you're walking down the round and see a large group of oafs, you clench your fists in readiness, and cross over the road to avoid any trouble.


There's also a very long list of woefully poor sea battles that have somehow gotten excellent reviews./write-ups. But believe me, they're not all they're cracked up to be. Inbox me, for the finer details
Yeah the Boyne is more known for it's symbolic status rather than any great military accolades. The Jacobite's were vastly outmatched in every way. Once the Orange army got across the river it was done really. However, it was very nearly different as William was hit by a shell the day before and the Jacobite's thought they had killed him.

The Charge of the Light Brigade it most certainly ain't. If you're in the business of battles, and you don't want to find your rubbish battle in some obscure Room 101 thread on a football forum, it's probably best not to throw in the towel before it even kicks-off.

Imagine how disappointed I'd be if David had turned up to fight Goliath, and said, "gosh, he's big 'un, let call the whole things off" That would be so rubbishy. And hardly ever worth mentioning.

For good measure, I'd stick the Orange Order into Room 101, to boot.


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hong kong rover
12 November, 2019 13:54
An old Essex girl, well past her sell by date, walks into an Adult sex shop, goes up to the counter and says to the shop owner, ' I'd like to buy a vibrator, what do you have in stock?' The owner says to her, 'if you go over there towards the back of the shop you will see that we have quite a large selection of vibrators, feel free to wander over and take a look.' So she walks over to take a gander and after about 2 minutes she returns to the counter and with her finger pointing towards the back of the shop she says to the owner, 'I like that big red coloured one over there, how much is it?' the assistant replies ' that's the fire extinguisher love!'

Fiftyyearsarover
Fiftyyearsarover
12 November, 2019 14:02
A perfect fit I should imagine HKR

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sparky100
12 November, 2019 14:28
Adults who ride their bikes on the pavement and look at me as if I'm in the way!

the baldy one
the baldy one
12 November, 2019 14:29
dan swa - please do not agree with the other 2 dimwits. you ask if I have ever watched final score with Jason muhammed. I have probably watched it more times than you have had hot dinners. I have not missed a single episode for about 15 years so I probably know more than the 2 dimwits will ever know. so I do not want anyone to come on here insulting my intelligence. for every Tranmere fan please read this - I AM AN EXPERT ON WORLD FOOTBALL - I PROBABLY KNOW MORE ABOUT FOOTBALL THAN MOST TRANMERE FANS WILL EVER KNOW SO EITHER HAVE FACTS BEFORE YOU SPEAK OR KEEP YOUR TRAPS SHUT.

Kentexile
Kentexile
12 November, 2019 14:39
Haven't got a clue who you're talking about. I watch the Skysports Soccer Saturday thing if I'm not at a game. Has decent coverage of Tranmere. The only problem with it is I see the goal notification about 10 seconds before I hear it happen on iFollow.

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hong kong rover
12 November, 2019 14:39
This has to be the most definitive and conclusive proof that Baldy is not for real...think we can all put this to bed once and for all now. LOL

the kav
the kav
12 November, 2019 14:46
Dimwits? You cheeky sod! I'm looking forward to reading your explaination of how you can tell this from one post!

Fire away nietsche

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hong kong rover
12 November, 2019 14:46
We've seen and read it all now! lol

Uglybob
Uglybob
12 November, 2019 15:08
Jo Swinson , Oh yeah and Nicola Sturgeon .

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hong kong rover
12 November, 2019 15:29
OK then Baldy, you claim to be an expert on world football, gonna put you to the sword now! see if u can answer these 3 world footy questions , no cheating ..

a) Who was Australia's vice captain in their 1973 winner takes all world cup qualifier play off vs South Korea? and in which city did the match take place? and name the stadium that the game was played in?

b) There are 10 non-FIFA teams belonging to unrecognized but independently governed countries, name all 10 of them?

c) If you were in attendance at ' The Copperbelt Derby' then which two teams would you be watching, what city would you be in, and in which country?

Eric01 Tranmere
Eric01 Tranmere
12 November, 2019 15:31
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the baldy one
boris Johnson and all of the 350 tory mps in the whose of commons. were do I start- Jacob reece mog ( what a stupid name) and Michael gove and james cleverly all deserve to be put down very quickly. if Johnson stays as prime minister we are all doomed. I would not even vote tory if the tories gave me a bag with one million pounds cash in. boris Johnson is an @#$%& whole and has had so many affairs and has got a secret love child with an unknown woman. as we know he has got 4 children that we know of but the real number is far higher. no wonder his brother walked out on him. THE TORIES OUT.

+1

Kentexile
Kentexile
12 November, 2019 16:14
Quote:
the baldy one
boris Johnson and all of the 350 tory mps in the whose of commons. were do I start- Jacob reece mog ( what a stupid name) and Michael gove and james cleverly all deserve to be put down very quickly. if Johnson stays as prime minister we are all doomed. I would not even vote tory if the tories gave me a bag with one million pounds cash in. boris Johnson is an @#$%& whole and has had so many affairs and has got a secret love child with an unknown woman. as we know he has got 4 children that we know of but the real number is far higher. no wonder his brother walked out on him. THE TORIES OUT.

I share your distaste for Jacob-Rees Mogg, but don't knock his name. We have an excellent right wing-back by the same name (except for the Mogg at the end)

Muir the merrier
Muir the merrier
12 November, 2019 16:35
Jason Mohammad does occasionally fail to read out a lower league goal, it often happens as a Premiership or Championship goal goes in which seems to take priority over us 'smaller irrelevant clubs' and then the vidi printer moves onwards and upwards.

Some football pundits drive me mad.....always talking a good game, "he should have done this, he should have done that". Jermaine Jenas and Kevin Kilbaine spring to mind - one sick note and one warewolf, hardly top consistent performers in their game !!

rossb07
rossb07
12 November, 2019 16:49
@baldy, if you’ve watched every final score episode then that means you haven’t been to a single away game in over 15 years. Unless you record it and then that’s a bit laughable tbh.

Also calling yourself a football expert either means you’ve got no job and sit on wiki or you’re the worst liar on here.

With that in mind, I know who I want chucked in the room!

Hoots Mon
Hoots Mon
12 November, 2019 17:30
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the baldy one
dan swa - please do not agree with the other 2 dimwits. you ask if I have ever watched final score with Jason muhammed. I have probably watched it more times than you have had hot dinners. I have not missed a single episode for about 15 years so I probably know more than the 2 dimwits will ever know. so I do not want anyone to come on here insulting my intelligence. for every Tranmere fan please read this - I AM AN EXPERT ON WORLD FOOTBALL - I PROBABLY KNOW MORE ABOUT FOOTBALL THAN MOST TRANMERE FANS WILL EVER KNOW SO EITHER HAVE FACTS BEFORE YOU SPEAK OR KEEP YOUR TRAPS SHUT.

It would be nice if the world expert went to a game occasionally. Muhammed is even worse on Radio 5- 606 arrogance and clever dickiness personified.



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mrGr33n13
mrGr33n13
12 November, 2019 17:30
Baldy, kav is right. I think you are thinking of Jeff stelling.

Easy mistake for you to make

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Phil65
12 November, 2019 17:32
Elvis, if you want to see battles, did I tell you about my fracar in a local hostelry with a giant of a man; giant in stature (unlike some spurious myth being perpetrated) and giant in reputation, celebrity status bestowed upon him and drawing gasps of incredulity wherever he frequented. I had no fear though. There were broken limbs, a crimson tide flowed and many a broken heart looked on as the mythical giant was felled. Just as I was about to finish the job an unsavoury character with a distinguished muzzy stepped in to hold me back, saving the ogre from certain death.
The giant was last seen sporting an identical muzzy in homage to his saviour as they both drank and told tales of the giants victory in battle.
People who distort history in Room 101.
Those mesmerising dots that float around when you've got your eyes closed; not enough entertainment value so they can go in to.

Hoots Mon
Hoots Mon
12 November, 2019 17:38
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Phil65
Elvis, if you want to see battles, did I tell you about my fracar in a local hostelry with a giant of a man; giant in stature (unlike some spurious myth being perpetrated) and giant in reputation, celebrity status bestowed upon him and drawing gasps of incredulity wherever he frequented. I had no fear though. There were broken limbs, a crimson tide flowed and many a broken heart looked on as the mythical giant was felled. Just as I was about to finish the job an unsavoury character with a distinguished muzzy stepped in to hold me back, saving the ogre from certain death.
The giant was last seen sporting an identical muzzy in homage to his saviour as they both drank and told tales of the giants victory in battle.
People who distort history in Room 101.


Those mesmerising dots that float around when you've got your eyes closed; not enough entertainment value so they can go in to.



''Crimson Tide'' -great film.



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Doogie'sGhost
12 November, 2019 17:41
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the baldy one
dan swa - please do not agree with the other 2 dimwits. you ask if I have ever watched final score with Jason muhammed. I have probably watched it more times than you have had hot dinners. I have not missed a single episode for about 15 years so I probably know more than the 2 dimwits will ever know. so I do not want anyone to come on here insulting my intelligence. for every Tranmere fan please read this - I AM AN EGOTISTICAL @#$%& - I THINK I KNOW MORE ABOUT FOOTBALL THAN MOST TRANMERE FANS EVEN THOUGH I AM CLEARLY NO WORLD FOOTBALL EXPERT. I JUST CAN'T KEEP MY TRAP SHUT AND LOVE TO SPOUT OUTLANDISH RUBBISH EVEN THOUGH I JUST MAKE MYSELF LOOK EVEN MORE FOOLISH EVERY TIME I DO.

Baldy, this is now entirely accurate.

Aldo'smuzzy
Aldo'smuzzy
12 November, 2019 17:45
Don't let it get to you Phil - at this rate you'll have knock through to Room 102 to house all your foibles. Stick a bed in there too so Elvis off the Internet can have his pity sex - must've filled his boots after the Southend game. Lol.
Anyway, done my bit to feed the Internet banter boys. I'm on here for the football. But a final contribution for room 101 is players who prefer to play the man not the ball. Especially the sneaky ones who never have enough about them to come at you straight on. Lack of talent or just too slow and past it usually.

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2 the moon
12 November, 2019 17:55
Game managment. Politically correct name for cheating

the kav
the kav
12 November, 2019 18:01
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Muir the merrier
Jason Mohammad does occasionally fail to read out a lower league goal, it often happens as a Premiership or Championship goal goes in which seems to take priority over us 'smaller irrelevant clubs' and then the vidi printer moves onwards and upwards.
Some football pundits drive me mad.....always talking a good game, "he should have done this, he should have done that". Jermaine Jenas and Kevin Kilbaine spring to mind - one sick note and one warewolf, hardly top consistent performers in their game !!

Dont forget Garth crooks mate.... I've mowed the lawn and done the dishes in the time it takes him to finish a sentence

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E L V I S
12 November, 2019 18:21
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Aldo'smuzzy
Don't let it get to you Phil - at this rate you'll have knock through to Room 102 to house all your foibles. Stick a bed in there too so Elvis off the Internet can have his pity sex - must've filled his boots after the Southend game. Lol.
Anyway, done my bit to feed the Internet banter boys. I'm on here for the football. But a final contribution for room 101 is players who prefer to play the man not the ball. Especially the sneaky ones who never have enough about them to come at you straight on. Lack of talent or just too slow and past it usually.

I think I'd like to room with Phil lol.

I'm on my way to the game in 10 minutes... Up the Rovers!

Uptonrover
Uptonrover
12 November, 2019 20:17
Being ‘guilted’ into buying my kids teachers xmas presents and end of year presents... is approx 15 weeks a year off, putting smiley faces in a book for a living and numerous ‘inset’ days off not enough??

Yiggo
Yiggsy
12 November, 2019 21:31
ifollow.... to be fair, this evening, I was ready to part with hard earned cash to watch an experimental side play in a meaningless game. However, instead of the subscribe page, all I got when I tried was an endless bouncing gif of a ball and no option to pay.
Small blessings I suppose.

Dan SWA
Dan SWA
12 November, 2019 22:52
Hoots and Kav, according to Baldy I’ve now been promoted to the “dimwit “ category, it’s a pleasure to join you! Baldy, I think you have been relegated to the “ lack of being able to look at the facts” category. Anyway,it certainly makes for interesting debate.

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Matt34
13 November, 2019 21:02
Simple answer to Baldy, don't post on any topics he starts. As for what he said on this thread, he's an expert on being a plonker, but I doubt much else.



Then I ate his Liver.......... with some baked beans and a can of coke.

Muir the merrier
Muir the merrier
13 November, 2019 22:19
Sorry Matt but I actually enjoy it when something new turns up from the Baldy one.
It's normally always controversial but entertaining and adds plenty of amusing posts. I was in a cafe earlier this week giggling away at some of his comments like a schoolboy ......he must be awake all night pondering another thread or watching "box sets" of Final score.

I'm all in favour of 'For one night only......An Audience with the Baldy one' in Aldo's.

I wonder if he's up for the challenge ?

Dan SWA
Dan SWA
13 November, 2019 23:14
It is entertaining Muir as it it borders on the ridiculous or insane the majority of the time,however occasionally old Baldy raises some quite valid points,I wouldn’t want to not read his posts as I think his comments provide lively debate,bravo Baldy.

Fiftyyearsarover
Fiftyyearsarover
14 November, 2019 19:02
Yes “hoorah, pip ,pip for the baldy one .mad as a Luton hatter ,fits in nicely

the kav
the kav
16 November, 2019 11:14
No big clubs playing today and no final score on.

I rest my case your honour

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hong kong rover
16 November, 2019 11:37
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the kav
No big clubs playing today and no final score on.
I rest my case your honour

Lollers

Hoots Mon
Hoots Mon
16 November, 2019 13:09
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the kav
No big clubs playing today and no final score on.
I rest my case your honour

+1

MoanerLesser
Account Deleted FoaHsssleFreeLife
17 November, 2019 09:01
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Dan SWA
People say “like” after every other word,as a father of 2 teenage daughters I’m pretty sure that is the pinnacle of their vocabulary. And add to that Facebook,Snapchat,instagram and all the other moronic social media feeds that they feel they must be connected to 24/7.

Spot on, was recently in NYC, and one girl said 'like' 17 times in what I think were four sentences. "Like, she was ,like... And I was,like,......"

I would also add "beginning sentence with "so"'

So, over to our weather expert, what's in store for today?
"So, things look rather bleak ...."


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