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Hull Humbled

By Gary Watton
February 18 2018

The champions of England made very light work of overcoming Hull, thereby earning themselves a considerably trickier sixth round assignment at Leicester City. Willian helped himself to a well-taken brace, with fine shots from each foot. This has taken his goals tally to a healthy double figures. Meanwhile Pedro recorded his fifth goal of the season, courtesy of an excellent assist from Cesc Fabreg... More >

A Hazard-Inspired Revival

It almost inevitably took a brilliant contribution from the irreplaceable Eden Hazard to help Chelsea re-acquaint themselves with a league win after two disastrous outings against ... More >

Watford Woe

Just when you think that your team cannot sink any lower, they then proceed to surpass themselves with another truly wretched performance. It's not just that Watford were able to d... More >

A Dreadful Embarrassment

I dreamt last night that Chelsea suffered one of the worst results in their history by losing three-nil at home to Bournemouth. However, when I woke up this morning, I realised tha... More >

Batshuayi Must Stay!

After a dreadful performance at Arsenic, the champions of England got their season back on track with yet another routine home win over Newcastle United. However, for the first hal... More >

An Awful Cup Exit

Chelsea suffered more cup misery at the hands of Arsenic, courtesy of a dreadful display. True, there were elements of luck attached to Arsenil's two goals, and yes the English cha... More >

A Fine Little Scoring Spree

Both Arsenic and Chelsea warmed up for their midweek cup decider with four goals in their emphatic wins over Eagles and Seagulls. Chelsea managed to record a winter double over hap... More >

Canaries Conquered.....Eventually

Well that was one way of progressing to the fourth round. Impotent Chelsea contrived to deliver only one goal in two hours at home to mediocre Norwich City and consequently were su... More >

Toothless Tossers

The outgoing champions of England have now contrived to draw no fewer than four matches in succession. In fact the current incompetents have set a new club record of three goalless... More >

Another Draw!

In Conte's highly successful league campaign of last year, his team rarely drew a match. However, in this last week he has had to make do with three very different but frustrating ... More >

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