Zesh signs for Pool!

OK we've got the worst defender in the league! I'm sorry every report coming from QPR is negative and even the National papers have slagged him off. It seems we got the worst end of a very untidy transfer. Although I put it to our readers, if our humble chairman was correct in his belief that we had a claim to pursue over the tapping up fiasco, then surely we had our hands well and firmly on QPR's balls and twisting them into submission.

I feel another player could of made the move and maybe we could have tried to get some money. Anyway at least it's over and not carrying on into the season. Like Wes last year, but surely Zesh can't be as good as Kaspars.

Ronaldo not the Real Deal!

You see what I did there? Anyway not only has his rather fit bird left him now but his dream move to Real Madrid is off and the newspapers claim he'll remain at the Theartre of Wet Dreams for a further year. Now may I ask when did this circus monkey  deserve to be featured in our papers? The guys a villain and responsible for our exit from the World Cup in 2006. He should have been hanged rather then given this attention. It will only inflate his rather massive ego.

I'll Cut You!

I love how the papers are scaring everyone sh*tless over knifes. I have an elderly neighbour who's invested in a knife of her own she's waiting for one of those "thugs" to pull a knife. They'll be in a pie by tea time. But seriously if you scared of been a victim of knife crime invest in one of your own. I believe if everyone had a gun and knife then there would be no violent crime because everyone could pop everyone.

Cannabis Blazed!

Did you see that in the Gazette? A Cannabis factory has burnt down! They detecting the fire because everyone on that estate was stoned and had munchies. But in all seriousness props to the fire brigade they do a great job.

What's on the Box!

Well I'm not watching out at the moment, the soaps have got really boring, I'm hoping for a mass murder in Eastenders the actings become so poor recently and it just seems forced. At least with the start of the season we can all start been men again and watch Football League Review instead of the soaps. However if you want a movie recommendation then I recommend 'Don’t Mess with Zohan’.

A typical Adam Sandler laugh a minute movie, basically he's a Terrorist Killer person but dreams of making hair "silky smooth". However his dream goes tits up thanks to a local property developer. I could ruin it for you but I won't all I will say is download it and have a watch.

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Brap!

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