1) Have you been impressed with the start to your season so far? Or do you wish you could turn back the clock? Or hide away in embarrassment?!

Impressed?...No.
Turn back the clock?...Yes.
Hide?...Yes.

2) Who should I keep an eye open for on the pitch?

1) Name: MARRIOTT
a) He's the greatest...
b) goalkeeper...
c) in the world!

2) Name: Err...

3) Name: Err...let me think?!

3)Has your manager bought well enough to see you through until January?

With loans, possibly. We'll see.

4) …And has your manager proved his credentials enough to keep his job until January?!

Not quite. The next few games are critical.

5) What would you change about the style of your team’s play?

Change: I'd like to adopt some kind of 'tactics' that involved using a 'midfield.'

Keep: Hmm. Can I have a bit more time on this one please?

6) Name the one player who you question why he turns up on the team sheet every week.

Name: Darren Garner.
Because: He has no presence. He's strangely become some sort of mini folk-hero even though he's been utterly disappointing since the first day of the season (I may well get slated by other torquay fans for saying that...).

7) What does your club need to do in order to improve?

We are improving, despite everything. All we need now is a midfielder who can pass and we may have the makings of a team.

8) Are you satisfied that your position in the league reflects your performances?

Yes, the table doesn't lie. We've let in way, way too many goals.

9) Who are the best side you’ve seen play this season?

Carlisle.

10) Is your stadium worth a trip to on a cold Tuesday evening?

Yes, we're a friendly club and you'll probably get three points. Stay a few days, we have plenty of hotels!