1) Have you been impressed with the start to your season so far? Or do you wish you could turn back the clock? Or hide away in embarrassment?!

I would rewind the clock and get rid all of the stupid defensive mistakes that have really cost us this season.

2) Who should I keep an eye open for on the pitch?

1) Name: BAUDET
a) Freekicks
b) Big Frenchie
c) Dominates in the air

2) Name: LONG
a) Dribbling!
b) Dribbling!
c) Dribbling!

3) Name: HURST
a) Look at the league 2's top scorers

3) Has your manger bought well enough to see you through until January?

No, but we have no money.

4) …And has your manager proved his credentials enough to keep his job until January?!

Yes, but he needs to make the players stop making costly mistakes.

5) What would you change about the style of your team’s play?

Change: Stupid defensive errors

Keep: Performances like at Bristol City!

6) Name the one player who you question why he turns up on the team sheet every week.

Name: Andy White
Because: He's like Peter Coruch, but worse! He gets the ball and does nothing with it - I'm sure any Magpie will agree.

7) What does your club need to do in order to improve?

We need to take our chances and stop making our trademark defensive mistakes.

8) Are you satisfied that your position in the league reflects your performances?

We should be higher. But our squad is very overated.

9) Who are the best side you’ve seen play this season?

I haven't been to many matches, but Chester City impressed.

10) Is your stadium worth a trip to on a cold Tuesday evening?

Yes, the away stand is better than every other stand, and I'd happily swap the family stand for it!