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Lacklustre slams poor Burton. Burton 0 Man U 0

By Puke Arselicker
January 8 2006

Manchester United defender Micky Lacklustre has claimed that Burton Albion’s current side is the worst Burton team he has come across.

The Frenchman launched the scathing attack, after coming through the 0-0 draw against Clough’s men in the 3rd Round of the cup without too many alarms.

"The team we played against was the worst Burton team of recent years," Lacklustre commented.

They were nothing like the team that dominated the Conference over the last few years

They created fewer chances than I can ever remember and that has got to be bad news for them."

"They are just not the same since Paddy O’ Bloggs left them for the Ryman League. He was two thirds of their team. Shaun Harrad is ok, but he doesn’t sell programmes at half time and do a stint on the turnstiles like Paddy did. Paddy ran the whole club, he would have beat us single-handed. Mind you I have to admit that Deeney is a better goalie than Seaman was in last month at Man City."

What really annoys me is that Burton didn’t realise they were playing the biggest club in the world. Lacklustre feels that Manchester United should have won the game at the Pirelli Stadium, "Just wait until we get them back to the Theatre of Dreams, we will show them who is boss."

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