Arsenal Times
Va Va Voom - A year in the life of Prawn Merchant
By Andy Strouthous
January 17 2007

For those who do not wish to spend 14.99 on this rather thin read here is Arsenal Times quick readers digested version, below that is the special Arsenal Less service, for those with even less time, the even quicker read version.
Quick Read
Sacked Education Correspondent, sat next to her in corporate box at Community shield.
Watched match on telly in bar in Cyprus.
Watched match in beer tent.
Watched match in Barbados Bar.
Watched match in Irish bar. Did Conga to celebrate Horse van Longnose penalty miss.
Watched match (enuf watched matches in bar ed)
Pubs shut so went to Clock End (corporate box I assume) instead.
Went to ground
Went to pub after work and watched match.
Couldn't be arsed to go down pub so watched at home.
Went to ground
Watched in pub
Sat in corporate box
Watched on TV
Watched match in Barbados Bar.
Watched in Spain
Nearly went to Inter Milan, but thought we would lose so watched in Pub instead.
Brilliant we beat Inter Milan, wished I had gone
Watched match on telly in bar in Cyprus.
Watched match in beer tent.
Watched match in Barbados Bar.
Watched match in Irish bar.
Pubs shut went to Clock End (corporate box I assume)so went to ground
instead.
Went to pub after work and watched match.
Couldn't be arsed to go down pub so watched at home.
Went to ground
Sat in Spurs hospitality area taught Sugar's kids Arsenal songs.
Drank a lot, took mobile phone photo of me with Arsene
Arsene is absolutely charming
Went to final match with Leicester it was great
Went to Keown testimonial it was great.
Got the sack.
Gone to ground.
Pity they haven't sold Cygan - I am personally prepared to buy his contract out

Arsenal Less - Even quicker read
Va Va boom boom is the story of a former red top editor who sacked his education correspondent,buys dodgy photograps, visits a lot of bars, hospitality areas, and corporate boxes, whilst Arsenal remain unbeaten for a whole season. Whilst doing all this he occassionaly watches the Arsenal.