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Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men

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By Boris Mellor
September 29 2007
One theory for Wenger’s early success with Arsenal was that the height of his midfield pairing of Petit and Vieira totalled 12 feet 5 inches, a new departure for the English game. When Petit moved on he was replaced, mainly, by Gilberto at 6 feet 3", or Edu at 6’ 2”. The midfield centre pairing had grown to 12’ 6” on average.

 Meanwhile the different midfield pairings shielded a centre back pairing of 12’ 3” (Adams 6’ 2”). The midfield was taller than the CBs, something not seen at Liverpool, for example.

Patrick Vieira, Arsenal

(He's so fecking tall, he should play basket ball. Was a verse of his song sang by less discerning Gooners)

Recently the first choice centre backs (Kolo and Billy) total 11’ 11”, if Senderos plays it goes up to 12’ 1”, which is still quite short by contemporary standards.

However, of late the most amazing shrinkage has been in midfield where the midfield of Fabregas and Flamini total 11’ 9”, although this based on the claim by Arsenal that Cesc is 5’ 11”. Perhaps Wenger’s kids really have grown up that much.Of course, if Gilberto pairs Cesc the combined height increases to 12’ 2”, but still a third of a foot shorter than the Paddy O’ Gilberto heyday.

 

However, Lassana Diarra (not to be confused with lasagne that gave Spurs the shits) is reported to be only 5’ 8”. If he became the regular partner of Fabregas, the total height would drop to 11’ 7”, nearly a foot shorter than the Paddy Le Petit pairing.

Now taking into account the shrinkage at the back, you would think that Wenger would want some taller midfielders to shield them, but clearly, he does not. He has shrunk the team, and the Gunners are becoming the diddy men. He wants an all action, high up the field pressing game.

I refuse to believe this decrease in height is an accident, Wenger is an obsessive, he measures, weighs, and checks the ages of his teams on a regular basis. He might not check passports, but he checks speed over 100 yards, height, weight, signs of aging and involvement. 

It was often said that if ever George Graham had some spare cash he would buy another centre half, it’ s now said of Wenger that in the same situation he buys another midfielder, and apart from Diaby, who mainly plays wide, or in the hole, they are  diddy men. Even Denilson is more in keeping with the new trend at 5’ 10”.

In his early period Wenger depended on juggernauts,  who like ice breakers,  churned their way through the opposition, now he has diddy men buzzing around like mosquitoes’ with triangular passing.

This is Wenger’s plan B, not a crude kick the opposition into submission with regulators; instead, it is out pass the opponent to death.  Wenger has swapped the war of manoeuvre for the war of position. He wants’ high-speed movement, rather than the tall defensive midfielder. Diarra could spell the end for Gilberto, as Cesc did for Vieira.

 

Nor is it walk the ball into the net, when first introduced it happened that way, as certain pieces were missing from the jigsaw, but now that the midfielders are scoring, and the strikers gaining confidence, the buzzing suddenly stops as a direct route to goal is dovetailed into the system.

 

This team can now break just as rapidly as any of Arsene’s top teams. Football is as much about personnel as it is about systems. For a while Wenger had the system, but not the personnel. Now some have grown into the system, others have left, and new ones arrived.

 Suddenly it all fits like a glove. Last season, at times, to the outsider, it looked like Wenger had lost the plot. Arsene, himself, possibly, had an unrealistic time scale, and even now it is working nothing is proved until the trophies are won. 

After the Newcastle game Wenger joked that he had learnt from the press the need for the team to score headers, and shoot from 20 yards. As the team can no longer look to Henry for an easy option for a goal, they have all improved their shooting, and use of options. When no one is certain to score, in the way that Henry did, then all must score. Thus, we now see Cesc, Rosicky, Diaby, Rosicky and even Denilson get goals. 

 

So is West Ham a test? Yes in a way, but only in the sense that all games will be a test; they will test if the new Wengaball can continue to dominate. However, it should be remembered everything grows from the ground up, the foundations were laid last season. The victory at Old Trafford, and even the defeat in the Carling Cup Final, were the first sightings that the new team and tactics could work. Ironically, diddy man Diarra was on the other side that day.

 

It is amazing that while most pundits were criticising Wenger’s teams for not being physical enough, and too young, he responded by acquiring even smaller, and younger players. What a genius, who would have guessed the answer was to shrink the team.

 For West Ham it is possible that Gilberto will return, but will that be at the cost of Flamini? It seems to me that Fab and Flam are playing too well to break up. Hleb is due back, but Rosicky, Gallas, Eduardo, Jens Lehmann and Song are all ruled out.  

The possible squad is Almunia, Sagna, Toure, Senderos, Clichy, Hleb, Fabregas, Flamini, Diaby, Adebayor, van Persie, Fabianski, Gilberto, Eboue, Diarra, Denilson, Hoyte, and Bendtner.

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Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Arsenal Times (IP Logged)
Date: 29/09/2007 07:50

Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Simon68 (IP Logged)
Date: 29/09/2007 10:37

Very atsute Boris.

The idea would seem to get the ball back early rather than let the opposition get in position to hit crosses into the box from corners or wide areas.

With a smallish defence and midfield, it requires a goalkeeper who comes for crosses and handles well. Is Fabianski in line for the No. 1 position sooner rather than later? His handling on Tuesday was excellent.

And turnover ball, as in rugby, is the most dangerous ball, especially in the opponents half.

Eduardo's goal v Seville is a classic case in point.

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Gooner (IP Logged)
Date: 29/09/2007 11:05

Thus, we now see Cesc, Rosicky, Diaby, Rosicky and even Denilson get goals.

Add Hleb to that list... Great article!



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Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 29/09/2007 11:45

I didnt want to jinx Hleb(Sm128)

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Gooner (IP Logged)
Date: 29/09/2007 11:47

Ohh good point tongue sticking out smiley



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Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 29/09/2007 16:19

Diddy men prevail, inspite of GBH

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 31/08/2008 08:51

Quote Boris"Thus, we now see Cesc, Rosicky, Diaby, Rosicky and even Denilson get goals."

Quote Gooner "Add Hleb to that list... Great article!"

Quote Padre: "I didnt want to jinx Hleb"

Too late - Hlebs goal scoring in the league dried up and he scored only two EPL goals.
Lets hope that Nasri doesnt dry up, but Wenger has stuck with the diddy men

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 29/09/2008 20:42

Wenger has suddenly realised the team is too short

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Philly the kid (IP Logged)
Date: 29/09/2008 20:46

Shame. So astute, yet so stubborn!!

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 05/12/2009 01:24

Above article - it was written over 2 years ago when the team was flying. It also looked back to when Wenger played big men. He had more luck with them.

Wenger shrunk the team and he nearly got away with it, but it all went wrong with Eduardo injury, and more importantly the defection of flamini and Dribbly MacNoscore.
Tough tackling and speedy Flam gave the team backbone and covered up defensive deficiencies, but he was not developed by Tony Adams or Keown.
In fact just a tough little mercenary who learnt about agents, money and greed.

However whilst this was working no one worried about an English Spine.
Dont tell me Flam would have been loyal if he was English, like Rooney, Ferdinand, Carrick and SWP and all the other Gold diggers.



The game is about Glory. It is about doing things in style with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom".
Danny Blanchflower

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: eduardo (IP Logged)
Date: 05/12/2009 02:00

ah come on Padre, next you will be telling us English players dive

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 05/12/2009 10:00

Heaven to Betsy no!



The game is about Glory. It is about doing things in style with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom".
Danny Blanchflower

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Gunners R Us (IP Logged)
Date: 05/12/2009 10:56

that team was SICK (very good) lool

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 02/02/2010 08:48

It come back to haunt us, without Flamini and without RvP he shrunk the team too far



The game is about Glory. It is about doing things in style with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom".
Danny Blanchflower

Re: Honey I’ve shrunk the team – Wenger’s diddy men
Posted by: Big Guhnz (IP Logged)
Date: 02/02/2010 10:43

what get me is the boss will just disagree with you and size doesnt matter fewwwwwwwwwwwwww this is what i hate when it comes to our club we should just shut our mouth cos we know nothing and have no voices let alone understand a set of stats

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