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Humerous - SWFC , Footy Related Bits Of Fun
By Nicholas Rigg September 26 2005
This is the light-hearted humour section of WW - jokes and bits of fun Wednesday or non-Wednesday related! Anything you find funny - send it in to us!

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A Sheffield United fan and a Sheffield Wednesday fan get into a car accident, and it's a  bad one. Both cars (with football stickers on windows) are totally demolished, but  amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the United fan says,

"So you're a Wednesday fan, that's interesting. I'm a United fan... Wow! Just look at our  cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God  that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days."

The Wednesday fan replied,"I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The Wednesday fan continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is  completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink  this and celebrate our good fortune."

Then he hands the bottle to the United fan. The United fan nods his head in agreement,  opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the  Wednesday fan. The Wednesday fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on,  and hands it back to the United fan.

The United fan asks, "Aren't you having any?" 

The Wednesday fan replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."

Q. What's the difference between Bramall Lane and a hedgehog?


A. On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What do you say to a Sheffield United fan with a job?


A: Can I have a Big Mac please!

A recent advertising campaign from Holsten Pils - slightly adjusted by Wednesday fans so the little piggy is wearing his beloved blunts shirt!

Funnily enough, one of these adverts was placed bang outside Bramall Lane!

Q: What do you call a Blunts fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?


A: A burglar

An Ipswich fan turned up in Sheffield the other week...

With it being his first visit to Bramall Lane the guy wasn't sure on where to go so decided he'd better ask a passer-by for directions...

"Excuse me sir could you please tell me how to get to Bramall Lane?"

"Yeah mate, Just follow the crowds"

Needless to say the poor Ipswich fan ended up outside Tesco's.
 
 
How many pig fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - they're quite happy living in the shadows of the Owls
 
 
Man rings the United switchboard "What time is kick off this Saturday"

"Well, what time can you get here ?"
 
 
Russian Astronauts found training at Bramall Lane.

It's the only place on earth with no atmosphere.
 
 


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