“There’s this Burnley supporter…it starts… and he’s just off to the match at Turf Moor and he’s all dressed up in his Burnley hat, and scarf and shirt and his wife shouts out to him just as he’s going out through the door… don’t go, don’t go, stay here and make love to me… so he stops for a second and then says… ooh no got to go… we’re playing Blackburn… and off he goes… Same thing happens two weeks later… he’s just off to the match at Turf Moor and he’s all dressed up in his Burnley hat, and scarf and shirt and his wife shouts out to him as he’s going out the door… don’t go, don’t go, stay here and make love to me… so he stops for a second and then says… ooh no… got to go… we’re playing Man United… and off he goes… And two weeks later again he’s just off to the match at Turf Moor all dressed up in his Burnley hat, and scarf and shirt… and his wife shouts out just as he’s going out the door… ooh don’t go, don’t go, stay here and make love to me… so he stops for a second and says oh no… we’re playing… and then he thinks again… looks at her… and says… oh alright go on then… it’s only Preston… To read the full article please click on the link below; |
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