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Go On Then It's Only Preston
By Dave Thomas
September 7 2010
My dear old Uncle Arthur, the Everton fan with the soft spot for Burnley, he with the fund of jokes who told me the one the other week, told me another one when we went over to Newton le Willows the other day to see them.

 “There’s this Burnley supporter…it starts… and he’s just off to the match at Turf Moor and he’s all dressed up in his Burnley hat, and scarf and shirt and his wife shouts out to him just as he’s going out through the door… don’t go, don’t go, stay here and make love to me… so he stops for a second and then says… ooh no got to go… we’re playing Blackburn… and off he goes… Same thing happens two weeks later… he’s just off to the match at Turf Moor and he’s all dressed up in his Burnley hat, and scarf and shirt and his wife shouts out to him as he’s going out the door… don’t go, don’t go, stay here and make love to me… so he stops for a second and then says… ooh no… got to go… we’re playing Man United… and off he goes… And two weeks later again he’s just off to the match at Turf Moor all dressed up in his Burnley hat, and scarf and shirt… and his wife shouts out just as he’s going out the door… ooh don’t go, don’t go, stay here and make love to me… so he stops for a second and says oh no… we’re playing… and then he thinks again… looks at her… and says… oh alright go on then… it’s only Preston…
 
    Joey Gudjonnson made a few comments pre the Leicester game in the Leicester Mercury. First of all he denied making all the reported comments about manager Brian Laws losing the dressing room as he struggled to hang on to the Prem spot. “The interview didn’t go down too well and I didn’t say a lot of the things.” Funny how footballer after footballer after an interview comes out in the foreign Pressand denies some of the things said. “It did make life difficult and I was suspended so I knew it was coming to an end.”

 
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