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Football's been no joke lately, but we though we'd try
and cheer you guys up by putting the fun back into football!
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Rumour has it that Leeds United have got a new shirt
sponsor in Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is
going through a very bad period.
| Q) |
How many Wimbledon
supporters does it take to unscrew a light bulb? |
| A) |
Both of them |
Apparently, Sam Allardyce offered to send the Bolton
squad on an all- expenses paid holiday to Spain but they said they'd rather go
to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.
A burglary was recently committed at Southampton's
ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are
looking for a man with a red & white carpet.
The seven dwarfs are involved in a mining accident, the
roof collapses and they are all buried alive. After several hours of looking for
his friends, the cleverest dwarf, who happens to support Forest hears a shout:
"Manchester United for the double!" The clever dwarf thinks to himself
"At least we know Dopey's not dead!"
Why is Jay Jay Okocha like a tea
tray?
He has to carry 10 mugs!
| Q) |
Why do Wolves carry lighters round
with them? |
| A) |
Because they lose all their matches! |
Q) Fed up of forking out on for a Derby kit just to show your support?
A) Simply attach a sticker saying "Idiot" to your forehead and it
will be perfectly clear to everyone who you support.
Judge: Now, son, which parent do you want to have custody over you? D'you
wanna live with your mother?
Child: No, your honour, she hits me all the time when I'm naughty
Judge: Well how's about your father?
Child: No they both beat me
together!
Judge: I see, what about living with Leeds United?
Child: That's fine, they never beat anyone!
What do you have when an
Arsenal fan
is
buried up to
his
neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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