One men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

Meadow!

One man and his dog,

Spot!,

Went to mow a meadow,

Two men went to mow,

Went to mow a meadow,

Meadow!

Two men, one and his dog,

Spot!

Went to mow a meadow .......................

And it's super Chelsea, super Chelsea F.C,

We're by far the greatest team,

The world has ever seen.........

Celery, Celery,

If she don't come,

I'll tickle her bum,

With a lump of celery.

Carefree, wherever we may be,

We are the famous CFC,

And we don't give a ****,

whoever you may be,

'Cos we are the famous CFC.

We all follow the Chelsea,

Over land and sea and Leicester,

We all follow the Chelsea,

On to Vic-to-ry,

You are my Chelsea, my only Chelsea,

You make me happy when skies are grey,

You'll never notice how much I love you,

Please don't take my Chelsea away.