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By Nathan Jackson
August 6 2005
A list of all of Lincoln City's chants including Great Escape and Hey Jude. Also, many pops at local teams. ;-). Note, these are just off the top of my head.

Please note, that anything you see on this website, unless stated otherwise is completely my own work and any other website you see with exact (or close) replicas of what is on here is taken from here.

PLAYERS

He came from Rushden via Kettering, Northants
Some fans said he stood no chance
But Keith said "We
Will wait and see"

He told us he played in central midfield
We said "We hope your better than Lawrie Dudfield"
He said "Fine"
And in twenty matches time, we sang

"We want to be like Richard Butcher,
We want to play like Richard Butcher does,
We want to score like Richard Butcher,
We want to score like Richard Butcher
Does for us"

Play with five across the park
Knock it long and test his pace
Pretend he smacked you in the face
But still you'll never get it right
When he plays it's all alright
He's got strength and he's got guile
We hope Laws chokes on his bile

"We want to be like Richard Butcher,
We want to play like Richard Butcher does,
We want to score like Richard Butcher
We want to score like Richard Butcher
Does for us"

Stuart Bimson

Stuart, Stuart Bimson

he's got no hair

but we don't care

Stuart, Stuart Bimson

SUPER SUPER CHRIS

SUPER CHRIS CORNELLY

MARK BAILEY

IS BETTER THAN BECKS

MARK BAILEY

IS BETTER THAN BECKS

HE CAN SCORE

FROM 70 YARDS

OH MARK BAILEY IS BETTER THAN BECKS

FRANNY GREEN

FRANNY FRANNY GREEN

HE GETS THE BALL

SCORES A GOAL

FRANNY FRANNY GREEN

THERE'S ONLY ONE (INSERT NAME OF PLAYER)

ONE (PLAYER)

THERE'S ONLY ONE (PLAYER)

WHEN MATTY BLOOMER WAS STILL AT HULL

HE ASKED HIS AGENT WHO HE SHOULD BE

SHOULD HE BE LINCOLN

SHOULD HE BE HULL

HERE'S WHAT HE SAID HIM

QUE SERA SERA

WITH HULL YOU'LL GO NOWHERE

THE IMPS ARE GOING UP

OUT OF DIVISION 3

ANTI BOSTON

Let's all laugh at Boston

HA HA HA HA

Cheat

Where ever you may be

You are the scum of Division 3

And every1 will beat you all

Where ever you may be

Because you are the scum of Division 3

they come from near meggies,

they can't afford a telly,

they're dirty and they're smelly,

the boston family!!

Their going up, their going down,

their going up, their going down,

Boston's coming up but there going straight back down,

going straight back down,

going straight back down

theres a circus in your town in your town

steve evans is a clown is a clown

and your a bunch of inbreds looking down

boston uniteds going down going down

BUILD A BONFIRE

PUT EVANS IN THE MIDDLE

AND SHUT HIS F*CKIN GOB

AND BURN THE F*CKIN LOT

One man went to sh*t

Went to sh*t on Boston,

One man and his baseball bat,

Went to sh*t on Boston,

Two men went to sh*t (sh*t),

Went to sh*t on Boston

Two men, one man and his baseball bat,

Went to sh*t on Boston,

Three men went to sh*t,

Went to sh*t on Boston,

Three men, two men, one man and his dog,

Went to sh*t on Boston...

(to ten)

Their going up, their going down,
their going up, their going down,

boston's coming up but there going straight back down,
going straight back down,
going straight back down

they come from near meggies,
they can't afford a telly,
they're dirty and they're smelly,
the boston family!!

theres a circus in your town in your town
steve evans is a clown is a clown
and your a bunch of inbreds looking down
boston uniteds going down going down

BUILD A BONFIRE
BUILD A BONFIRE
PUT EVANS IN THE MIDDLE
AND SHUT HIS F*CKIN GOB
AND BURN THE F*CKIN LOT

Don't cry for me Boston United
The truth is I cannot stand you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
We took the Town End
Without Resistance

hark now hear

the city sing

the boston ran away

there gonna be a massacre

apon this saturday

ANTI SCUNNY

HE'S GONNA GET THE SACK

AND NOW ARE YOU GONNA BELIEVE US

BRIAN'S GONNA GET THE SACK

ANTI PETERBOROUGH

Who the fuck are Peterborough?

AND THE IMPS GO MARCHING ON ON ON!

ANTI HULL

E,I,E,I,E,I,O,

Hull City are s**t you know,

Taylor is a w****r,

Pearson is a tw*t,

You've won f**k all,

Still won f**k all,

What do you think of that!

In you're bitter amber world,
You don't go to Cardiff,
You don't win no cups,
You hate Lincoln City,
And hope for f*ck ups,
In you're bitter amber world

ANTI OXFORD

Oh Sincil Bank

Is a completed ground

O sincil bank is a completed ground

It's got 4 stands

And one for the family

Oh Sincil Bank is a completed ground

Oh, thinking about all our younger years,

There was only you and me,

We were young and wild and free.

Now nothing can take you away from me.

We've been down that road before,

But that's over now.

You keep me coming back for more.

Baby you're all that I want.

When you're lying here in my arms

I'm finding it hard to believe

We're in Oxford.

And love is all that I need

And I found it there in your heart.

It isn't too hard to see

We're in Oxford

ANTI WALES

Will you ever qualify

****y Wales

Will you ever qualify

ANTI YORKSHIRE

Go to Bank

Cash Giro

go to pub get plastered

go back home

beat your wife

you fat yorkshire b@stards

GENERAL

CITY TILL I DIE

IM CITY TILL I DIE

I KNOW I AM IM SURE I AM IM CITY TILL I DIE

CITY TILL I DIE

I KNOW I AM IM SURE I AM IM CITY TILL I DIE

Drink, drink, wherever you may be,

We are the drunk and disorderly,

And we don't give a sh*t and we don't give a f*ck,

We're going home with the LDV

E I E I E I O

UP THE FOOTBALL LEAUGE WE GO

WHEN WE GET PROMOTION

THIS IS WHAT WE SING

WE ARE LINCOLN WE ARE LINCOLN

KEEFY IS OUR KING!

There's only one

Lincoln City

There's only one

Lincoln City

Walking Along

Singing a song

Walking in a winter wonderland

Jingle Bells

Jingle all the way

O what fun it is to see

Lincoln win away

Carefree, wherever we may be,
We are the famous Lincoln C
And we don't give a ****,
Whoever you may be,
Cos we are the famous Lincoln C

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