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Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million


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By Boris Mellor
July 16 2008

Alexander Hleb, the man who loves to run around in circles and never ever shoot has left noisy Hampstead for the peace and quiet of Barcelona. Hleb is being paraded at Barca right now, you would think they would tire of sloppy seconds from Wenger, but you only have to look on ebay to realise there is one born every minute.

 He will now be able to enjoy the peace and quiet of the Ramblas, with its massive collection of human statutes. It is probably good news for Henry who has been longing for someone to pass to him.

I really used to respect his skill and technique, but one day I suddenly thought but what is Hleb for? The answer was 2 goals and 7 assists in the premiership. I realised that actually Hleb was a "great player who is really pants".

Ice Cold in Alex 

Who will forget his vast array of Arsenal medals, or his hatful of fantastic goals? Well most of us actually. Enjoy the cold ice cream Alex. I would like to wish you good luck, but just like you couldn't be bothered to shoot I can't be bothered to wish you good luck.

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Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Arsenal Times (IP Logged)
16/07/2008 19:55
Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Merlion96 (IP Logged)
16/07/2008 20:06
he will settle nicely into Barca style of play...

Short passes, closed control, plenty of possessions, running around aimlessly and always must pass to one man...Messi.

And if he keeps holding up plays and keeping the balls closed to his feet all the time.....he will be lucky that it is his ankle that will be broken..like Maradona and Juininho.

Iniesta - Xavi - Messi - Hleb.

And he whinges that Wenegr played him out of position....when Xavi and Messi occupies central mdifield or Messi in that free role he craves...(Sm22)

Love to anticipate that he reverts to kind and always look to pass the balls even with an empty goal in front of him....

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Padre Pio (IP Logged)
16/07/2008 20:16
So no luck fo Henry then?

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Ares (IP Logged)
16/07/2008 20:22
If Hleb prioritizes Henry over Messi/Iniesta/Xavi Barcelona might actually win something next season.

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Padre Pio (IP Logged)
16/07/2008 20:24
It would never be allowed

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Merlion96 (IP Logged)
16/07/2008 20:43
NEVER!!!

The fans adore Messi and always screamed for passes to Messi.

Hleb got to face TWO DEATH STARES - Henry and Messi....

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Optimistic Gunner (IP Logged)
16/07/2008 20:44
I knww that we get 11.9m upfront and it rises to 15m, but I bet it won't rise to that much, lol.

Good riddance.

We will play (and have been according to Opta stats) better without Hleb.



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Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
80'sGoona (IP Logged)
16/07/2008 22:32
Quote:
Optimistic Gunner
We will play (and have been according to Opta stats) better without Hleb.

A friend showed me that, was kinda surprised tbh. Glad though. on to next season.

Arsene knows

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Zissors (IP Logged)
17/07/2008 04:01
Quote:
I would like to wish you good luck, but just like you couldn't be bothered to shoot I can't be bothered to wish you good luck.

(Sm22)

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
AJ The Gunner (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 17:28
When i saw the stats i was shocked.he would do fine in baca but to replace him with ronaldinho may be a risk for baca.ronaldinho is a goal machine while helb is goal shy.thank God he is gone i don't want players who think we are not a big club anymore.when is ade going PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Merlion96 (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 17:31
AJ...Ronaldinho is indiscipline and simply lost his appetite in playing.

Let's hope Dinho can redsicover hsi hunger to play at Milan.
Else Milan may ahve bought another dud like Ronaldo.

I wonder be surprise that Kaka will leave and join Chelski to work with Solari to play football, instead of that cricus at Milan now.

ROna dn Dinho = nightclubbing = maybe Dumb & Dumber now.

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Immovable object (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 17:33
Ronaldo a dud, have you ever watched Football?

10 goals in 20 games for Milan hardly a dud.

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Merlion96 (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 17:36
Hi Charlie brown, long time no see.

Daddy Bucski fianlly satiated and released you from his office?..
you poor sod of a BLUEASS monkey..certainly blue-and-black and Daddy Bucski finished with you...tsk..tsk...(Sm102)

So, waiting for your Sugar Daddy to buy you another one..hmm...



Joe Mercer: ‘The foundation of success is the strengthen of the weakest players. Genius is great when it is on song. It's more than a nuisance when it goes bad because it contaminates what is around it.’

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Immovable object (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 17:41
Can someone give me a mongoloid to English translation please?

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Merlion96 (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 17:51
Yup..charlie brown aka gunnerjosh aka mongoliod.

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Immovable object (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 18:14
Haven't heard that one since my days many many years ago on the playground, aged 5.

I'm the one speaking English here, its up to you to convert from idiotish to english.

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Merlion96 (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 18:18
c'mon..c'mon..negosmithy aka charlie brown aka gunnerh=jsoh..you mooma screaming for your tongue-ing servcie..be a good lil' BLUEASS monkey..scamper away..shoo...shoo..

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Immovable object (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 18:19
heh, try coming up with your own insults huh? I called you Smith a while ago. Nice try though, but its the act of a desperate man.

Guess I should be flattered though, as the sincerest form of flattery is imitation.

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Merlion96 (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 19:21
Quote:
GunnerJosh
heh, try coming up with your own insults huh? I called you Smith a while ago. Nice try though, but its the act of a desperate man.
Guess I should be flattered though, as the sincerest form of flattery is imitation.

Yup..agreed....finsihed lciking your moooma..

repeat afetr me boy...negosmithy aka charlei brown aka gunnerjosh.

And you are not the first one to call me SMITH.....plenty fo 'em ahead of you charlie brown...you are about 9 months late.....

Even Rocky is ahead of you Johnny-Come-Lately..(Sm22)

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Immovable object (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 19:40
dull dull dull, where are you actually from? Because you read like those nigerian scam emails.

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
Merlion96 (IP Logged)
19/07/2008 21:04
You stil here reading my nigerian scam mails?..(Sm22)

Of course I am from Niegrian, stupid BLUEASS monkeys..(Sm22)

 
Re: Hleb signs for Barca - 11.9 million
AJ The Gunner (IP Logged)
20/07/2008 00:41
Merlion the fact remains that ronaldinho's stats at baca was great compared to helb's stats at arsenal.ronaldinho's is still the man..

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