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Re: John Smith
Posted by: Matt34
Date: 10/07/2018 23:20
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Hardly Irons
Be good to see if we can get Carl Sberg in from Denmark, Henna Ken from the Netherlands and Danny Ings brother Carl.

Any potential signings called Foster on the horizon, or maybe a Chinese player called Chang.

However if Micky Mellon signs some guy from a country like Borneo called Firewater, maybe a raised eyebrow or two from certain quarters might be the order of the day.

Now now Micky, a broad spectrum recruitment policy is all nice and well and progressive, but are you pushing the idea to the nth degree with this one?

No, no, it's well known Borneo footballers can eat up the pitch.

What about the opposition?

No, as a rule they generally don't eat them, well not the kind of players I'm aware of like my new guy Firewater; I believe he will be more professional than that and besides nibbling players is against the rule book even for Uruguayan superstars.

Are you referring to anyone in particular Micky?

No, just quoting you some basic footballing regulation "insert wink here".

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