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22 Jun, 2009 10:59 Report
cappen (IP Logged)
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New Away Kit
[www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk]

Are we trying to scare the other teams next season?

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22 Jun, 2009 11:35 Report
Joe (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
I think I just threw up a little bit.


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22 Jun, 2009 11:49 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
Oh my.

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22 Jun, 2009 11:54 Report
Joe (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
I suppose its quite fitting that most of our players will be wearing a yellow stripe down their backs.


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22 Jun, 2009 12:35 Report
nathan robinson (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Ewwwwwwwww!


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22 Jun, 2009 12:46 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x49/Rodders-UK/away.jpg

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7084/solero.jpg

(Sm22)


Stephen Hoult Photography

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22 Jun, 2009 13:36 Report
detox1978 (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
You know it's got bad, when you enjoy laughing at your own team. (Sm147)




It's like something designed on The Apprentice

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22 Jun, 2009 13:41 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
Simply appauling, what else can be said thumbs up

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22 Jun, 2009 14:05 Report
becksa09 (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
unreal.


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22 Jun, 2009 14:20 Report
lostmekeys (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
this from a guy who made a billion quid selling t-shirts...

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22 Jun, 2009 16:37 Report
tunyc (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
This must be Ashley winding us up. That thing is f00king atrocious! Damn, I liked the purple ones...

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22 Jun, 2009 16:53 Report
annie (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
I just checked the date to make sure it wasn't April the 1st.

We are going to look right plonkers in that strip.


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22 Jun, 2009 17:02 Report
TOONTILLIDIE (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Its S#@t


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22 Jun, 2009 17:47 Report
the welfs (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
yep its crap! and yet again we have a strip we cant really wear! we normally change against teams in white so we couldnt wear this against them! fookwits!

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22 Jun, 2009 18:35 Report
DaraghL (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
u gotta admit tho that is some quality photoshop work lol


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22 Jun, 2009 18:53 Report
lostmekeys (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
this kit. i see it now. the last two years has all been a wind up, hasnt it? ashley is gonna rip off his latex mask and false hand to reveal himself as jeremy beadle, any day now i reckon

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22 Jun, 2009 19:02 Report
i! (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
What were they thinking? (Sm2)


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22 Jun, 2009 20:45 Report
TOONTILLIDIE (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
I personally think as Ashley is going and knows how much he is hated he has stuck his 2 fingers up at us and given us a total f@ck#ng disgrace of a kit. C#NT


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22 Jun, 2009 22:37 Report
Biffins Bridge (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Ha, you just have to laugh. They bring these strips out and never wear them.

The last mad one I remember was that yellow europe one a few years back. That ba57ard didnt get much wear either.

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22 Jun, 2009 22:49 Report
i! (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
The worst was that blue European kit we brought out and wore once before we got knocked out in like the first round of the Intertoto Cup...


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23 Jun, 2009 08:58 Report
kiwipete (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
tangerine toons--youre kidding lads-ashlys last surprise lol-hes a bigger cnut of a chairman than ken bates-(Sm22)


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23 Jun, 2009 10:14 Report
Steve (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
I come armed with more photoshops (Sm98)

But if I'm honest - I don't think it's that bad.(Sm160)

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/7941/powerpuff.jpg

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http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n132/safclad/Funstuff/AntiToon/simpsons.png

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http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n132/safclad/Funstuff/AntiToon/banana.png

http://i41.tinypic.com/eiphu0.jpg

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Stephen Hoult Photography

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23 Jun, 2009 11:41 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
Love that banana picture, thats genius!

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23 Jun, 2009 12:32 Report
i! (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Haha some of these are pretty good, keep em up


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23 Jun, 2009 13:07 Report
Tweek (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Absolutely awesome that has made my day(Sm22)

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23 Jun, 2009 13:55 Report
Steve (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
http://i42.tinypic.com/28kj82f.jpg

Suits Taylor to a tee (Sm22)


Stephen Hoult Photography



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 23/06/2009 13:56 by Steve.

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23 Jun, 2009 14:16 Report
nathan robinson (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Bit of an improvement to be fair!


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23 Jun, 2009 14:41 Report
tunyc (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Seriously. I'd prefer the pink.

The banana, though. That's the one!
(Sm22)

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23 Jun, 2009 15:12 Report
DaraghL (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
ye great work steve


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23 Jun, 2009 16:11 Report
i! (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Steven Taylor actually looks like he has earings and makeup on in that one


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23 Jun, 2009 16:59 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
...thats because he does...

lol Taylor looks embarassed.


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23 Jun, 2009 17:23 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
It reminds me of corn on the cob (Sm155)

The person who designed that should have a tent peg shoved up their @rse.
Its one of the most ridiculous strips ever


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23 Jun, 2009 17:43 Report
ComradeCurtis (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
So why ??? this is whats bugging me. The kits change on alternative seasons. New home kit this coming season, new away last.

Why a new away kit now... >???

Now i'm not normally a conspiracy theorist,but could this be the f##k off to the fans and the yella squad??


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23 Jun, 2009 19:47 Report
i! (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
No, the away one changes every year, just to milk us of more cash. Or not, in this case.


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23 Jun, 2009 22:15 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
The big question is will any of you actually buy it?

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24 Jun, 2009 00:04 Report
waffles (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Are there any matches next season that will actually require us to wear it?

Do we still have the silver 3rd kit?

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24 Jun, 2009 10:01 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
the pictures are priceless-seriously lads-good to see you all see the funny side-christ-weve had some dousys in the past-




and so have sunderland-thumbs down


wheres wally-(Sm151)


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24 Jun, 2009 10:20 Report
Joesftbh (IP Logged)
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That's made my day too, that was hilarious!

And I would have bought the pink away shirt, definitely tongue sticking out smiley

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24 Jun, 2009 10:44 Report
cappen (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
from BBC Site

Stockport County do not have a kit to play in next season after having to auction off their strip to repay debts to manufacturers Diadora. (The Sun)

We should generously give them this new and unused second strip.

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24 Jun, 2009 11:55 Report
GanDoon (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
To be fair the yellow kit isn't all the bad!


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24 Jun, 2009 19:36 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
o my god !!!!! , its a bloody cheese string,(Sm22)how did cathrine tate put it ? o yes , "wot a load of old sh*t" !

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24 Jun, 2009 19:57 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
reminds me of a side on view of some custard creams!

FFS Ashley, just go already.

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25 Jun, 2009 07:02 Report
shrek (IP Logged)
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tremendous kit lads. and fair play to all for keeping your sense of humour.

dont let the mackem get you down....


....even if he is as funny as fu-ck!!!


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26 Jun, 2009 18:36 Report
i! (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Just came across this...

[www.bbc.co.uk]

Joe, Lostmekeys, Steve, your famous!


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26 Jun, 2009 19:53 Report
lostmekeys (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
whoop!

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28 Jun, 2009 16:37 Report
Carys (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Your BBC Debut Joe & LMK


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28 Jun, 2009 16:52 Report
i! (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
I got there first (Sm14)


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28 Jun, 2009 17:06 Report
Carys (IP Logged)
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Re: New Away Kit
Ah so you did smiling smiley lol it was one of the main referrers to the site yesterday


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29 Jun, 2009 11:51 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
I think steve is the famous one here!

just wished they had showed the banana one thats the funniest picture!


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29 Jun, 2009 12:00 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
Hey guys i dont know if any of you can remember & i couldnt find the thread, but there was someone who came on here early last season asking for ideas for a new kit and what our thoughts were if we preferred any kits from the past!
or did we have any designs that we would like to share...

maybe i could be held responsible for the yellow kit! as at the time i uploaded this image

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr252/sorted_turd/l_62477d9c6b3d0c3b0456fa487d85ed-1.jpg


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29 Jun, 2009 12:05 Report
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Re: New Away Kit
http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr252/sorted_turd/010278615400500.jpg


http://imgboot.com/images/sortedturd/magpie1.gif

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