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SeeJayKay
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Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 08:27
Just been kicked off the train at Crewe due to “Cows on the line”. Hopefully this will add to the telling of the tale of the glorious 12th of May in years to come.

 
Johnos Hackers
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Re: Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 08:35
Quote:
SeeJayKay
Just been kicked off the train at Crewe due to “Cows on the line”. Hopefully this will add to the telling of the tale of the glorious 12th of May in years to come.

Pull the “ udder one”..😂😂

 
AndyMase
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Re: Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 08:36
Sounds like your on the tour of the Midlands to avoid emintrude. Is that the cow in magic roundabout?

 
SeeJayKay
SeeJayKay (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 08:37
Wolverhampton - makes Birkenhead look like paradise.

 
Fiftyyearsarover
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Re: Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 08:53
Wait until you see London as you come into Euston

 
MoanerLesser
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Re: Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 09:28
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Fiftyyearsarover
Wait until you see London as you come into Euston

That is true, I wrote to Khan to ask him to liase with the various companies to clean up the graffiti and he kindly give me all the phone numbers and email addresses I could use to follow up myself as it is nothing to do with him

 
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TranmereFan (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 09:29
I can moooove moooove moooove every mountain

 
SeeJayKay
SeeJayKay (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 17:28
I’ll now quite happily ride a cow all the way back to God’s country.

 
MoanerLesser
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Re: Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 20:04
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TranmereFan
I can moooove moooove moooove every mountain
a moo sing

 
SeeJayKay
SeeJayKay (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 20:32
Don’t milk it

 
Higgosboots
Higgosboots (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
12 May, 2018 21:38
Moo points

 
Fiftyyearsarover
Fiftyyearsarover (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
13 May, 2018 08:44
Everything else PALES into insignificance after yesterday

 
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Matt34 (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
13 May, 2018 20:56
Don't have a cow man about the result that was milk maid in heaven.



Then I ate his Liver.......... with some baked beans and a can of coke.

 
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Yiggsy (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
13 May, 2018 21:29
Open goal here lads.... load of bullsh1t!

 
Loyden1
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Re: Cows on the line
13 May, 2018 23:09
Scouse bird on a hen nite to Blackpool .they stop in the middle of nowhere for a pee. She trips rolls down the embankment into a field lands under a cow .puts her hands up feels around and says ok lads one at a time. !

 
Shaumbra
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Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 05:33
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Loyden1
Scouse bird on a hen nite to Blackpool .they stop in the middle of nowhere for a pee. She trips rolls down the embankment into a field lands under a cow .puts her hands up feels around and says ok lads one at a time. !

 
MoanerLesser
853OKG (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 07:53
Perhaps the report was just a load of bull

 
coltran
coltran (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 08:35
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

 
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TranmereFan (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 11:28
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coltran
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

Cowpat, utter Cowpat 🤣

 
coltran
coltran (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 12:03
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TranmereFan
Quote:
coltran
Why do cows have bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.

Cowpat, utter Cowpat 🤣

The "steaks" were high on Saturday.

 
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Yiggsy (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 15:27
Some of yous have obviously got a beef about something.

 
Fiftyyearsarover
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Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 15:55
Met a girl yesterday ,mutton dressed as Lamb

 
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TranmereFan (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 16:10
I’m off to India...

 
coltran
coltran (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 16:57
Really milking this thread now.

 
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hong kong rover (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 16:58
its getting udderly ridiculous now.

 
SeeJayKay
SeeJayKay (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 18:54
Yes, let’s moov on

 
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TranmereFan (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 20:06
What’s your beef?

 
Hardly Irons
Hardly Irons (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 20:08
Them cows on the line meant I got a full refund, so my day out cost £50!

Not just the cows who are over the moon!

 
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TranmereFan (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 21:19
Quote:
Hardly Irons
Them cows on the line meant I got a full refund, so my day out cost £50!
Not just the cows who are over the moon!

How many days did you have to wait? I’m still waiting

 
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Matt34 (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
17 May, 2018 22:48
I admit some of the jokes on here are butter than others.



Then I ate his Liver.......... with some baked beans and a can of coke.

 
WWStandsure
WWStandsure (IP Logged)

Re: Cows on the line
19 May, 2018 20:57
A rare treat to be so well done to a T-bone eh.


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