Some interesting n useless trivia about Ebbsfleet,, ex England manager, Roy Hodgson played for them in the late 60s/early 70s when they were then known as Gravesend n Northfleet. He made 59 appearances for them and scored once.. triv question. Q. Hodgson also played for another club that is currently in the VNL, who can name the club?
Good job they didn't have their BEEF BELTS UNTIED or they might have won.
After the game Mellon turned to Ben Tollitt after his cameo and said the old injury site does IT FEEL BUSTED BEN and he replied, no gaffer it feels fine.
When Norwood hit the back of the net he said the dust on the netting was no match for my chances on goal, I BENT FEEBLE DUST. He has said before the game I BUST FEEBLE DENT, when he thought he saw a small dent in the post of one of the goals and vowed to hit the ball so hard he would cause the goalmouth to collapse.
After the game the Ebbsfleet players rested their legs on some TUNED FEET BIBLES to get a holier than thou way to revive their sore feet.
They then ate some BUD TIN SLEET BEEF. An old Ebbsfleet tradition where you leave some beef out in a sleet storm to tenderise it, then heat it up in a tin that was used to store cotton buds and then eat it. A strange old English tradition, little known to many outside of Ebbsfleet.
Then I ate his Liver.......... with some baked beans and a can of coke.
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