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"I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: scorpion_nib1 (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 04:27

NOTW article:-

`WHEN Arsenal star Justin Hoyte gave his lover Jill Demirel a free transfer out of his life, she went on the attack and vowed: "I'm Gunner get revenge."


So with shameless man-to-man marking and a very forward pass, she bedded Tom Huddlestone because he plays for SPURS, her ex's bitter rivals.

Jill, 32, revealed: "I was heartbroken when Justin left me for another girl. I knew he hated Tottenham and I thought, ‘I'm going to show you'."

But the plot backfired when sex with the not-so-Hotspur Huddlestone left her cold—and desperate for the good old days with a Red in her bed.

Jill sighed: "I was praying Tom could help me get over Justin with great sex. Fat chance of that. Justin was ten out of ten in bed, miles better than Tom, who was a wham bam, thank you ma'am kind of guy."

Arsenal 1, Spurs 0
Even when it came to kissing, Tom wasn't in her champion's league.

"When we kissed it was terrible. He kept dribbling all over my mouth. I'd rate Tom a zero out of ten," said former Harrods salesgirl Jill, from Chigwell, Essex.

2-0 to the Arsenal
She fell for Justin, 23, after meeting him in the Jacuzzi at the gym in his apartment block in Woodford Green, Essex. She was engaged to another man at the time but was immediately smitten. She grinned: "I've never been so attracted to a guy in my life."

With immense self-restraint, she held out until their third date before having sex with the Gunners' right-back at his flat.

She said: "I kept telling Justin it was wrong because I was engaged. But the fact we weren't supposed to made it more horny. That night we had sex from midnight until 6am. He's incredibly well endowed—at least 12 inches. Dirty talk got him going the most. He liked to know I was enjoying myself."
JUSTIN HOYTE
After that, they met up regularly for sex—even getting it on in the gym's Jacuzzi. "The bubbles hid so much naughty stuff. It was the best foreplay for mad sex," said Jill.

She fell deeper and deeper for Justin and was devastated when he chucked her after a year and changed his mobile number. "I was in love with him. It wasn't about the football. I would have been with him even if he'd worked for McDonalds," she said.

In January 2007, a few months after the split, Jill saw Justin on ITV2 show WAGs Boutique, and was gutted when Madeleine Bowden was introduced as his girlfriend. "I couldn't believe he'd left me for her," said Jill.

She set out to get revenge and targeted Huddlestone, who lived in the same apartment block. But she soon began to regret it. She said: "I'd seen Tom in the Jacuzzi—the spot where I'd met Justin—and I knew he fancied me. It wasn't reciprocated, but I was on a mission to bag him to make Justin jealous."

Within days Jill was at his apartment, parking her blue Mercedes CLK in full view of Justin's flat. But it didn't worked out as she planned.
TOM HUDDLESTONE
She said: "All I could think about was Justin. Tom was such a boring fart. He didn't talk about anything apart from commenting on the girls in the R&B videos on the telly." Even so she went ahead and had sex with the Spurs midfielder, who now dates Big Brother star Chanelle Hayes. "It was@#$%&and I pity Chanelle, she must be having the worst sex of her life," Jill hissed. It only lasted two minutes before it was over thankfully."

Gunners 3, Tottenham 0
Now she is hoping to win back the love of her life—Justin.

"If I could get him alone I know he wouldn't be able to resist me," she said. "I just hope he reads this and realises how much I love him."

Sorry, Jill. But we'd say it's more likely to be a case of: Think it's all over? It DEFINITELY is now. "


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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: flash05 (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 10:58

(Sm22)



What's gone will never come back, but it exists when you think of it..

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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Gooner_Sans (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 12:03

I'm never really ni to all the Celeb gossip but this is too funny !! (Sm22)

12inches though c'mon,surely not !!



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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Philly the kid (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 12:08

that'd explain why he runs so fast, what with 3 legs and all!! (Sm6)

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Gooner_Sans (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 12:27

Just shows Rich and fame doesn't get you everything, sometimes a big penis will do (Sm6)



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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: BIGSNOOP (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 12:28

Quote:
It only lasted two minutes before it was over thankfully

(Sm2)eye popping smiley(Sm22)(Sm22)(Sm24)

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: nis (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 12:42

Quote:
Philly the kid
that'd explain why he runs so fast, what with 3 legs and all!! (Sm6)

lol

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: nomi_gunner (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 13:00

lolz @ philly



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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: AFC (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 13:46

OMG have you seen the video of this girl's interview on NOTW

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What a slag, don't care if it is wrong to call her that but she is just vile.



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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Gooner_Sans (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 14:58

Yawnnnnnn hate girls like that, she ain't even that good looking. Fake than, tonnes of make-up not for me ! Justin was right to get rid ! Well done lad



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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Philly the kid (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 15:04

as many have said before me..........
"why look at the mantlepiece while your poking the fire"!! (Sm6)

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Gunners R Us (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 15:12

LOL


BTW, whats a chipalata?

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Optimistic Gunner (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 15:51

Man the spuds are c.rap at everything.

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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Luanda (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 16:04

it's just show how fool this footbalers are,especially the black ones.justin disapointed me

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Rockstaar (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 16:07

Quote:
it's just show how fool this footbalers are,especially the black ones.justin disapointed me


huh?

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Zainy (IP Logged)
Date: 15 June, 2008 16:23

Quote:
BTW, whats a chipalata?

its a small thin sausage.

good lord was that girl skanky. surprised she managed to convince anyone with even a moderate sense of hygiene to go to bed with her.

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: no1 gazza fan (IP Logged)
Date: 16 June, 2008 09:08

Quote:
scorpion_nib1
NOTW article:-
`WHEN Arsenal star Justin Hoyte gave his lover Jill Demirel a free transfer out of his life, she went on the attack and vowed: "I'm Gunner get revenge."




"If I could get him alone I know he wouldn't be able to resist me," she said. "I just hope he reads this and realises how much I love him."

Sorry, Jill. But we'd say it's more likely to be a case of: Think it's all over? It DEFINITELY is now. "


[www.newsoftheworld.co.uk]

(Sm22) can't believe the bold bit is meant to be a serious comment



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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 16 June, 2008 13:19

(Sm22)



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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Wolf (IP Logged)
Date: 16 June, 2008 14:21

"I screwed Tom Huddlestone to get back at Justin Hoyte", right, I see your educated point of view on the subject, ma'am, but why do I give a flying f*ck what you do with that canyon-esque body of yours?

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: guinness_guzzler (IP Logged)
Date: 16 June, 2008 23:57

well, i've said it before, wor justin is a ******* legend. i dont blame the lass, i'm a heterosexual male sunderland fan and i love justin hoyte (PS if we give you 8 million of the ridiculous amounts of money our irish investors have given us, could we sign him please?!)

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 17 June, 2008 00:04

Taking that he impressed you when he was on loan with ya eh.



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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: guinness_guzzler (IP Logged)
Date: 17 June, 2008 00:22

yep, in our worst season ever, he was the only one who never stopped trying his heart out (and he scored against the mags!)

i'd love to see him come back to sunderland (apparently he loved his time here as well) as he isnt exactly a first choice at arsenal and isnt likely to get in your first team anytime soon. He'd cost a lot though- a quality englih right back who can do a job at left back, there arent many of them around.

Plus he might entertain our women as it seems it's not only his forward runs that are magic!

Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 17 June, 2008 00:30

I think you could get him for around £6m if you wanted to, Arsenal dont mug other clubs off (a shame)

Definitely right about him always putting in 100% effort, he always tries and cares about the Arsenal.



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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Gooner_Sans (IP Logged)
Date: 17 June, 2008 19:25

If we did sell Hoyte i don't think he'd be more than £3million, has potential jsut needs 1st teams regulary to prove himself really. But he will never replace Sagna.



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Re: "I scored with Tottenham ace to make Gunner cheat jealous"
Posted by: Simon68 (IP Logged)
Date: 18 June, 2008 11:54

£5m for keeping the football fans of Sunderland happy and another £3m for keeping the female population satisfied.

grinning smiley

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