actually this thread reminds me of the Jamaican woman thats on the flight from the US to Jamaica. She sits next to this American man and they start talking to each other on the flight
so the woman says to the man "What do you do for a living"
the man answers proudly "I'm a rocket scientist"
the woman says "really wow!" "do you know why goats sh.t in long small pieces?"
he answers "no, I don't"
she asks, "do you know why a cow sh.ts in big thick pieces?"
he answers "no, I don't"
she asks him " do you know why donkeys sh.t just splatters on the ground?"
he answers again "no, actually I don't"
the Jamaican woman gets up and changes her seat and says to him
"rocket scientist mi ras, you don't know sh.t!"
"how mi fi have a conversation with someone who doesn't know sh.t!"
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 17/03/2012 17:06 by Rockstaar.