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The Fathering Dutchman
Indiangooner (IP Logged)
17 April, 2012 06:15

 
Re: The Fathering Dutchman
17 April, 2012 14:21
So I think we know precisely how many times he has had sex.

 
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Padre Pio (IP Logged)
17 April, 2012 20:30
Have the babies got warty pimply things over their faces too?



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Nothing will change to stop Arsenal's domination except the ticket prices which must go up so that Wenger can make even more marquee signings.

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Re: The Fathering Dutchman
Mad Jens (IP Logged)
18 April, 2012 16:36
If I'm a woman, wouldn't I rather a good looking chap with a low sperm count?

Who knows how much time he'd have to put in before the job was done.

 
Re: The Fathering Dutchman
Zainy (IP Logged)
18 April, 2012 17:26
Well I'm presuming these women are fairly desperate in that they are actually fertile but cannot find anyone to oblige so have to pay for the act ie. it's doubtful they are particularly good looking themselves. So getting the deed done is probably the top priority so go for the guy most likely to get it done and save yourself some cash.

 
Re: The Fathering Dutchman
Indiangooner (IP Logged)
18 April, 2012 18:20
Quote:
Mad Jens
If I'm a woman, wouldn't I rather a good looking chap with a low sperm count?
Who knows how much time he'd have to put in before the job was done.

Spermaspender.de. in Germany is one of the websites he uses to connect with childless women desperate to conceive.

They know Ed has a good pedigree; he gives 80 per cent of the females he has sex with a child.

All his partners must submit medical records showing they are disease and drug free while he reciprocates.

Included in his paperwork is a semen analysis known as a 'spermiogram' that shows he is the real deal a sperm count of less than 20 million shows the potential donor is 'not a good prospect.'

The prospects are increased for sperm counts of 80 to 100 million.

Houben's count is 100 million. 'I don't fire blanks!' he joked.

Sperm banks generally charge around four to five thousand pounds for inseminations. Ed does it for free.

He gets his partners to sign documents waiving legal claims to child support; but experts say these would be invalid in the hands of a good lawyer.

Read more: [www.dailymail.co.uk]

 
Re: The Fathering Dutchman
Mad Jens (IP Logged)
18 April, 2012 18:30
Ya I read it IG, was doing my best imitation of a joke. (Sm54)

 
Re: The Fathering Dutchman
weedz (IP Logged)
18 April, 2012 23:11
Are all the woman blind? He`s one ugly clog. He must do the paper-bag routine.



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Mrs Weedz told me


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