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Today I bought:
Discussion started by PKGooner , 21 January, 2012 21:14
Today I bought:
PKGooner 21 January, 2012 21:14
A little horsefield tortoise**



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 21/01/2012 23:49 by PKGooner.

Re: Today I bought:
celine dion 21 January, 2012 21:24
Dont put it in with the fish mate.

Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 21 January, 2012 21:31
7 fish....all healthy.

Gordon the goldfish's record has in many ways been surpassed. He's just a lone fish.

Re: Today I bought:
celine dion 21 January, 2012 21:34
sorry mate, can you lay out the rules for fish ownership.

I didnt realise that single fish ownership made it not as good as owning several fish and also a turtle.

could you perhaps write down your twisted fish ownership regulations.

Re: Today I bought:
Padre Pio 21 January, 2012 23:39
wont it drown. Its a horsfield tortoise?



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Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 21 January, 2012 23:49
Yes yes tortoise sorry*

Re: Today I bought:
Shane 22 January, 2012 01:13
Name it Geoff.

Re: Today I bought:
Indiangooner 22 January, 2012 13:15
i got a couple of sexy looking gold fish.... bright orange ..... all the other fishys seem to be happy with them smiling smiley

Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 22 January, 2012 14:25
Hes called Hercules



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 23:25 by PKGooner.

Re: Today I bought:
Indiangooner 25 January, 2012 05:03
Rename him Wenger (Sm159)

Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 25 January, 2012 15:49
No. I'd be tempted to chuck him out the window then (Sm159)

Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 03 February, 2012 23:26
I have bought 4 more fish.


Greatest fish tank in the UK imo

Re: Today I bought:
Mad Jens 04 February, 2012 02:21
How big is this thing?

Re: Today I bought:
Zainy 04 February, 2012 11:30
And how about a picture or two going up?

Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 08 February, 2012 01:09
Quote:
celine dion
sorry mate, can you lay out the rules for fish ownership.
I didnt realise that single fish ownership made it not as good as owning several fish and also a turtle.

could you perhaps write down your twisted fish ownership regulations.


Two fish have died

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.

Re: Today I bought:
Flava 08 February, 2012 15:13
Quote:
PKGooner
Quote:
celine dion
sorry mate, can you lay out the rules for fish ownership.
I didnt realise that single fish ownership made it not as good as owning several fish and also a turtle.

could you perhaps write down your twisted fish ownership regulations.


Two fish have died

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.

I'm sorry to hear that mate
(Sm22)

Re: Today I bought:
celine dion 08 February, 2012 19:20
please send my condolences to your other fish PK.

I take no pleasure in the sad deaths of fish at the hands of woefully incompetent fish owners.

Re: Today I bought:
Mad Jens 08 February, 2012 19:38
My buddy had a gold fish in college, called him Tonka. Little guy was a Bull Dozer.

The number of times we forgot to feed him or didn't clean his water he should have died a thousand deaths. But every time we would come back and he'd just be chillin' like a boss, couldn't kill the man if you tried.

Moral of the story? Don't buy pansy fish. Buy Tonka.

Re: Today I bought:
eduardo 09 February, 2012 22:08
when is the funeral



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Re: Today I bought:
celine dion 09 February, 2012 22:10
every day is a funeral when PK GUNNER is looking after your fish mate.

Re: Today I bought:
eduardo 09 February, 2012 22:27
is his real name davey jones



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Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 22 February, 2012 16:05
the little b-stard is ace (Sm128)



http://i54.tinypic.com/3er85.jpg

Re: Today I bought:
Mad Jens 22 February, 2012 16:07
Looks like his little pond there is mounted on a bed of freshly squeezed turds.

Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 22 February, 2012 16:09
Quote:
celine dion
sorry mate, can you lay out the rules for fish ownership.
I didnt realise that single fish ownership made it not as good as owning several fish and also a turtle.

could you perhaps write down your twisted fish ownership regulations.


Owning more than one fish presents many different challenges; e.g. water quality checks are required more often, as there's more fish so more waste, also there can be cases of fish fighting/bullying.

I think Gordon the goldfish's survival is nothing special, just lucky. And my fish tank, and the fish in it are vastly superior



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 22/02/2012 16:10 by PKGooner.

Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 22 February, 2012 16:10
His turds are black.

The little f*cker has sh@t in his own water in the past

Re: Today I bought:
Mad Jens 22 February, 2012 16:12
Maybe he's an undercover for Blackwater?

He hasn't made an conspicuous trips to Iraq in the last few years, has he?

Re: Today I bought:
nis 22 February, 2012 16:14
Quote:
Mad Jens
Looks like his little pond there is mounted on a bed of freshly squeezed turds.

yh was gonna say that pic looks like it smells



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Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 22 February, 2012 16:22
How does that picture 'smell'?

You do realise the little brown things aren't faeces? They're there as he finds it easy to walk on them and burrow into them when sleeping.

Re: Today I bought:
Mad Jens 22 February, 2012 16:38
I realize PK. Just doesn't look very appetizing.

Re: Today I bought:
nis 22 February, 2012 17:21
i said LOOKS



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Re: Today I bought:
PKGooner 22 February, 2012 17:29
Why and how does it look smelly?

Thats like saying brown carpet looks smelly.

I'm offended (Sm117)

Re: Today I bought:
celine dion 22 February, 2012 18:01
the brown decaying matter is the rotting corpses of the other turtles he's been 'looking after'

Re: Today I bought:
jon_sammels_lovechild 22 February, 2012 18:16
I thought they were cigarette buts,,, but how does he light up under water.

Re: Today I bought:
nis 23 February, 2012 11:57
Quote:
PKGooner
Why and how does it look smelly?
Thats like saying brown carpet looks smelly.

I'm offended (Sm117)

lol lets just say im not fond of brown or grey stuff and plus i had terrapins and they had a distinct smell



(hard work will beat talent if talent dont work hard)


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