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Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 21 January, 2012 21:14

A little horsefield tortoise**



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 21/01/2012 23:49 by PKGooner.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 21 January, 2012 21:24

Dont put it in with the fish mate.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 21 January, 2012 21:31

7 fish....all healthy.

Gordon the goldfish's record has in many ways been surpassed. He's just a lone fish.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 21 January, 2012 21:34

sorry mate, can you lay out the rules for fish ownership.

I didnt realise that single fish ownership made it not as good as owning several fish and also a turtle.

could you perhaps write down your twisted fish ownership regulations.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Padre Pio (IP Logged)
Date: 21 January, 2012 23:39

wont it drown. Its a horsfield tortoise?



Arsenal is a top 16 European club that will remain a top 16 European club and the Emirates is tape-loop that will show the same drab movie for a decade.

Nothing will change except the ticket prices

Kroenke & Wenger are made for each other.

Arsenal’s not a football club. It’s just a business. Myles Palmer

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 21 January, 2012 23:49

Yes yes tortoise sorry*

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Shane (IP Logged)
Date: 22 January, 2012 01:13

Name it Geoff.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Indiangooner (IP Logged)
Date: 22 January, 2012 13:15

i got a couple of sexy looking gold fish.... bright orange ..... all the other fishys seem to be happy with them smiling smiley

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 22 January, 2012 14:25

Hes called Hercules



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 23:25 by PKGooner.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Indiangooner (IP Logged)
Date: 25 January, 2012 05:03

Rename him Wenger (Sm159)

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 25 January, 2012 15:49

No. I'd be tempted to chuck him out the window then (Sm159)

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 03 February, 2012 23:26

I have bought 4 more fish.


Greatest fish tank in the UK imo

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Mad Jens (IP Logged)
Date: 04 February, 2012 02:21

How big is this thing?

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Zainy (IP Logged)
Date: 04 February, 2012 11:30

And how about a picture or two going up?

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 08 February, 2012 01:09

Quote:
celine dion
sorry mate, can you lay out the rules for fish ownership.
I didnt realise that single fish ownership made it not as good as owning several fish and also a turtle.

could you perhaps write down your twisted fish ownership regulations.


Two fish have died

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Flava (IP Logged)
Date: 08 February, 2012 15:13

Quote:
PKGooner
Quote:
celine dion
sorry mate, can you lay out the rules for fish ownership.
I didnt realise that single fish ownership made it not as good as owning several fish and also a turtle.

could you perhaps write down your twisted fish ownership regulations.


Two fish have died

I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.

I'm sorry to hear that mate
(Sm22)

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 08 February, 2012 19:20

please send my condolences to your other fish PK.

I take no pleasure in the sad deaths of fish at the hands of woefully incompetent fish owners.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Mad Jens (IP Logged)
Date: 08 February, 2012 19:38

My buddy had a gold fish in college, called him Tonka. Little guy was a Bull Dozer.

The number of times we forgot to feed him or didn't clean his water he should have died a thousand deaths. But every time we would come back and he'd just be chillin' like a boss, couldn't kill the man if you tried.

Moral of the story? Don't buy pansy fish. Buy Tonka.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: eduardo (IP Logged)
Date: 09 February, 2012 22:08

when is the funeral



*Signing Ozil is a signing Bergkamp type moment for Arsenal. It changes things utterly.*

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 09 February, 2012 22:10

every day is a funeral when PK GUNNER is looking after your fish mate.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: eduardo (IP Logged)
Date: 09 February, 2012 22:27

is his real name davey jones



*Signing Ozil is a signing Bergkamp type moment for Arsenal. It changes things utterly.*

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 16:05

the little b-stard is ace (Sm128)



http://i54.tinypic.com/3er85.jpg

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Mad Jens (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 16:07

Looks like his little pond there is mounted on a bed of freshly squeezed turds.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 16:09

Quote:
celine dion
sorry mate, can you lay out the rules for fish ownership.
I didnt realise that single fish ownership made it not as good as owning several fish and also a turtle.

could you perhaps write down your twisted fish ownership regulations.


Owning more than one fish presents many different challenges; e.g. water quality checks are required more often, as there's more fish so more waste, also there can be cases of fish fighting/bullying.

I think Gordon the goldfish's survival is nothing special, just lucky. And my fish tank, and the fish in it are vastly superior



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Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 16:10

His turds are black.

The little f*cker has sh@t in his own water in the past

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Mad Jens (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 16:12

Maybe he's an undercover for Blackwater?

He hasn't made an conspicuous trips to Iraq in the last few years, has he?

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: nis (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 16:14

Quote:
Mad Jens
Looks like his little pond there is mounted on a bed of freshly squeezed turds.

yh was gonna say that pic looks like it smells



(hard work will beat talent if talent dont work hard)

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 16:22

How does that picture 'smell'?

You do realise the little brown things aren't faeces? They're there as he finds it easy to walk on them and burrow into them when sleeping.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: Mad Jens (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 16:38

I realize PK. Just doesn't look very appetizing.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: nis (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 17:21

i said LOOKS



(hard work will beat talent if talent dont work hard)

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: PKGooner (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 17:29

Why and how does it look smelly?

Thats like saying brown carpet looks smelly.

I'm offended (Sm117)

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: celine dion (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 18:01

the brown decaying matter is the rotting corpses of the other turtles he's been 'looking after'

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: jon_sammels_lovechild (IP Logged)
Date: 22 February, 2012 18:16

I thought they were cigarette buts,,, but how does he light up under water.

 
Re: Today I bought:
Posted by: nis (IP Logged)
Date: 23 February, 2012 11:57

Quote:
PKGooner
Why and how does it look smelly?
Thats like saying brown carpet looks smelly.

I'm offended (Sm117)

lol lets just say im not fond of brown or grey stuff and plus i had terrapins and they had a distinct smell



(hard work will beat talent if talent dont work hard)

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