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Falling educational standards ?
BC2 (IP Logged)
21 August, 2017 10:12
The BBC website carries a report of the collision between a US warship and an oil tanker, it says the warship sustained damage to it's port side 'which is the left hand side of the ship facing forward'.

FFS, is our educational system now producing such a nation of ill-educated numpties that the BBC feels it needs to explain to it's readers just which side of a ship the port side is ?

Admiral Nelson will be spinning in his grave, as would soapy, except happily he's still with us.

 
Re: Falling educational standards ?
Jilted (IP Logged)
21 August, 2017 10:38
Glad we have a star on board to keep us right.(Sm109)
Perhaps you should have posted a link to the BBC website, oh, on second thoughts we don't want to upset the board idiot.

 
Re: Falling educational standards ?
fulledgelad (IP Logged)
21 August, 2017 14:25
Del
Albert slow down, you're going
too fast. You're going too
fast, slow down, don't...right,
right a bit.

Albert
Eh?

Del
To your right.

Albert
You mean starboard?

Del
I mean right - don't start all
that Captain Birdseye bloody
cobblers, I said right.



Del
Now you've gone too far now,
you're too far don't...come
on, come over to your left,
there - I said...I said left.

Albert
That's portside.

Del
I'll come up there and punch
you in the bloody nose in a
minute - when I say left I mean left



Lest We Forget:
http://i25.tinypic.com/6rkd5g.jpg

 
Re: Falling educational standards ?
Jilted (IP Logged)
21 August, 2017 15:02
Still no links, that's no' right, especially in Germany.

Anyhow, only an uneducated person would expect all readers of the website to be able seamen over six years old, well done Auntie for educating the tiny thick landlubbers, ooh arr.(Sm109)

 
Re: Falling educational standards ?
Jilted (IP Logged)
27 October, 2017 22:19
Britain's got talent.







Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 28/10/2017 08:22 by Jilted.

 
Re: Falling educational standards ?
Brian O'Neil (IP Logged)
28 October, 2017 02:21
Mesen is a sarf paw

 
Re: Falling educational standards ?
Jilted (IP Logged)
07 November, 2017 18:09
Watched The Apprentice on catch-up, one contestant....”is Lord Sugar jewish?”


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