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Bird on the Chelsea bench
fred dibnah (IP Logged)
22 December, 2011 21:00
What's all that about ?

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Jabberwocky (IP Logged)
22 December, 2011 21:01
She's quite an attractive little thing.

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
fred dibnah (IP Logged)
22 December, 2011 21:03
http://sinuniforme.com/media/upload/2011/09/eva2.jpg

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Jabberwocky (IP Logged)
22 December, 2011 21:05
Well she's female anyway.

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Specky Les (IP Logged)
22 December, 2011 21:06
How many groin strains do Chelsea players get (Sm100)

Get her down t`Turf (Sm93)

Be a lot o w&nking goin in int`Bob Lord (Sm124)

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Jabberwocky (IP Logged)
22 December, 2011 21:09
She'd be leaving at full-time with all manner of evication down her back.(Sm122)

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
fred dibnah (IP Logged)
22 December, 2011 21:10
There doesnt seem to many good pics of her about.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-v_tlQbnaBMc/TuiPy_WhOmI/AAAAAAAADpc/iRoFwU2z2eE/s1600/CHelseaDOC3.jpg

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Specky Les (IP Logged)
22 December, 2011 21:13
Quote:
Jabberwocky
She'd be leaving at full-time with all manner of evication down her back.(Sm122)


Like she`d been pelted with a thousand eggs !!! (Sm124)

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
fred dibnah (IP Logged)
22 December, 2011 21:15
Or like a hundred slugs have just traversed her back.

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Specky Les (IP Logged)
22 December, 2011 21:17
Or a million frogs just spawned all at once (Sm2)

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
lambie the leap (IP Logged)
24 December, 2011 13:01
She's called Eva Carneiro and she's Chelsea's reserve and academy team doctor.

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Golazzo (IP Logged)
24 December, 2011 13:09
Not very big baps



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Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
LightcliffeClaret (IP Logged)
24 December, 2011 14:00
Quote:
Specky Les
How many groin strains do Chelsea players get (Sm100)

Get her down t`Turf (Sm93)

Be a lot o w&nking goin in int`Bob Lord (Sm124)


That's what the tartan blankets are for then?

I heard there was a boom in sales of tartan blankets when Claire Judd was here.

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Longsiders1882 (IP Logged)
24 December, 2011 19:05
Never quite got the Claire Jude thing - unlike, allegedly, some senior figures at the club.



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Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
fred dibnah (IP Logged)
02 January, 2012 21:11
Kin'ell..... scrubs up well doesn't she ?

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Is that really her ?


http://chelseabr.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Eva-Carneiro-fora-do-expediente.jpg

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Specky Les (IP Logged)
02 January, 2012 21:17
Dear God !!! (Sm105)(Sm93)(Sm152)

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Shanghaiclaret (IP Logged)
02 January, 2012 21:21
Yes please

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Jabberwocky (IP Logged)
02 January, 2012 21:29
Hoorah!

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
fred dibnah (IP Logged)
02 January, 2012 21:37
What are those "droplets" on her chest ?

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Specky Les (IP Logged)
03 January, 2012 14:32
can this be made a `sticky` ?(Sm100)

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
bordeauxclaret (IP Logged)
03 January, 2012 14:45
Wonder if JT's had a sniff, or more ?



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Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Casper (IP Logged)
03 January, 2012 15:15
Hells Bells - love the pearl necklace.

If that's a doctor then I am sick!

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Specky Les (IP Logged)
03 January, 2012 16:32
Never get tired of looking at it (Sm93)

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Casper (IP Logged)
05 January, 2012 20:58
Bloody Hell!

Sorry but that picture!!!!

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Golazzo (IP Logged)
05 January, 2012 21:48
That's a vejazzle below her neck int it



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Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
RigsbysCat (IP Logged)
06 January, 2012 14:23
words don't explain what's just happened in my cat basket
smoking smiley

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
kemptenfritz (IP Logged)
06 January, 2012 15:07
There is no doubting that is a fantastic picture of an exceedingly fit bird.
However, I have a feeling (oo err Missus) that it's not her on the Chelsea bench. I have done some painstaking research on this matter. Yes, that photo appears on the Chelsea (Brazil) site and appears under Google images of her. BUT - look at the nostrils of the "real" one and the "glam" one. Also the eyebrows and lips, not to mention the chest. Someone higher up the thread comnted on the lack of baps.
I'm not at all convinced they're one and the same. I am willing to hear the views of others on this matter and will be happy to study the pictures for a longer, more thorough examination before coming (oo err) to a conclusion.smiling smiley



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Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
RigsbysCat (IP Logged)
06 January, 2012 15:49
Hmm fair points fritz, particularly on the eyebrows. However, on the topic of baps you should know a common trick bap-challenged chicks have is to squeeze their arms in a little, resulting in delightful cleavage

I've sometimes delighted in witnessing such sorcery in practice

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
kemptenfritz (IP Logged)
06 January, 2012 15:56
Yes, Rigsby's agreed. Bap sqeezing to promote cleavage is indeed common practice of both the female and brassiere producers. However, look at that top-lip again. Quite dissimilar I'd say. Anyway it's obvious more detailed study is required.



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Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
fred dibnah (IP Logged)
06 January, 2012 18:24
I did have my doubts, thats why i asked if it was really her.
Maybe it was taken a few years ago, maybe its not her.

Still..... a lovely picture.

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
fred dibnah (IP Logged)
21 February, 2012 20:23
She's been getting plenty of coverage tonight!

Mmmmmmmmm......... coverage

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd171/Photosrule300/HomerMmmm.jpg

 
Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Golazzo (IP Logged)
21 February, 2012 20:53
Looks like she's got a stalker



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Re: Bird on the Chelsea bench
Jabberwocky (IP Logged)
22 February, 2012 07:36
I think it's just the way her trackie bottoms crinkled up.


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